I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Sort of mix of the continuing British misconception they are still a world power despite the current lack of empire & the related issues of the movie Once Were Warriors.

I was going to make the reference to Once Were Warriors.

[MetalMilitia]

It's just a good job you didn't delete the thread entirely. The instant it was erased from the database you would've single handedly stolen about 10,000 hours from Pub Lover's life.

[Dr. Boogie]

I would never destroy something so important to Pub, unless he really deserved it.

[MetalMilitia]

Imagine if in a million years time archaeologists managed to pull this thread of a fossilised hard drive and it served as the only historical record of the twenty-first century.

What conclusions would they come to? Discuss.

[Esuohlim]

The conclusions will be accurate, I can tell you that right now.

[Pub Lover]

Was the thread locked/moved? My internet cut out.

[Fathom Zero]

How'd you fix it?

[Pub Lover]

I went and ate ice cream outside in the sunshine until I had the patience to restart every computer on the network to get working sub-domains again.

Also, I'm accepting submissions to take over the role of Pub Lover. I'm really sick of it. Delete this thread already.

[Chojin]

stop being so self-depreciating. people like you.

in other words - suck it up, faggot.

[Fathom Zero]

Ice cream causes enlarged prostates and car accidents. It's science. :hat

[Pub Lover]

for chojin

Jake, even vegan ice cream?

[Fathom Zero]

LIE-ce Cream.

[Guitar Woman]

Esuohlim, Miyazaki is a Japanese director and animator who's films are identified by their unique art style, fluid animation, and overall excellence. i.e., Princess Mononoke, Castle in the Sky, Spirited Away, etc.

Chop Socky Chooks is the worst thing Cartoon Network has ever done, a fact that can be determined by just seeing 4 seconds of footage, and concerns the adventures of three SASSY AND OUTRAGEOUS computer-animated chickens who do Karate in a mall.

If you would like me to have an ESUOHLIM TRANSLATOR at the end of every post from now on, I'll gladly implement it!

[Fathom Zero]

They're shitty and you're just filling your life with them because it is so empty.

[Guitar Woman]

ESUOHLIM FOOTNOTE: "MEN WITH BEARDS" is a reference to Zomboid's claim that the only way to be considered a badass and not get offered meth and other horrible things in Canada is to have a beard. This line is a mockery towards this poster.

[Guitar Woman]

man, see how well this works?

I think I've got something here.

[Pub Lover]

GW, I think we'd prefer you going back to barely posting at all. I was kidding. I've never liked you.

[Zomboid]

thanks!

[Fathom Zero]

Seriously, you make me want to kill my dog.

[Guitar Woman]

[Fathom Zero]

Cock sorcerer.

[liquidstatik]

"or a thousand "Haves you know I can score big time buds you think Pubs I am an high as kites now :420""

MILHOUSE

[liquidstatik]

YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY??

[Zomboid]

Why the fuck was my post moved? Was chojin proving my point about biased modding?

[Chojin]

it was moved because you're trying to instigate again. ""