I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

they only used them to blow up old tvs in a rock quarry NO FOR TERRORSIM PURPOSE

If I blow up a building as a jape, I'd have to be charged as a Japist, because I wasn't trying to instil terror in anyone.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

All saying L-l-l-love doopa ( L-dopa) to the pharmacist.

[Pub Lover]

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

If I blow up a building as a jape, I'd have to be charged as a Japist, because I wasn't trying to instil terror in anyone.

well it all depends on how old the building is and if there was consent, you gotta be careful not to get charged with statuatory jape

[executioneer]

oh and don't blow up any statues just to be on the safe side

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Asila

No, broke up their relationship. Apparently it went from 'kissing' to 'my mother crying' in a couple of hours.

I manage that in seconds.

It's a pretty linear path in my case.

[Asila]

Just be careful that it doesn't change it's mind afterwards, that can get messy

Oh, excuse me while I piggy-back on your joke willie

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

what are your silly reasons, please

One silly reason.

& it's creepy.

Or at least that is how it makes me feel.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Like Tipper Gore told you, America.

JUST SAY NO!

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Actually, I guess I was thinking of the Spanish Riding School, aptly located in Wien, Österreich.

Isn't that Germany?

Austria, close enough.

Not as close as the Nazis wanted.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Emu

Chojin, use this as your sig again:



I have no idea why I saved that.

Purty colours.

[Asila]

It reminds me though, I need a new avatar

[Asila]

or sig or somethin'

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

hahah

i keep wanting to take a picture of the regal cinema sign that has some of the lights out so it says "RE CINEMA" but idk i dont want to be weird

That is so far back in line of weird. It's cute.

Plus she might visit you to see it. No, wait... that won't encourage willie... damn

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

well they didn't buy them from the same store, so the clerks likely were none the wiser

Exactly! my friend bought the items at the same store. She's not that stupid. She'd can blow people up & get away with it, I betcha.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Asila

GIVE IN

He should.

BUT NOT THE GOING POSTAL PART, OK?

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Asila

But going around online and detailing it might clue them in

The agent assigned to I-Mockery hates this thread (& by extension, me) so we're safe.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

one of them somehow has obtained a large quantity of potassium nitrate in recent years however

he made his own flash powder with it

I find having farm employment on my resume allowes me to buy large quantities of that unchallenged.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

i think the statute of limitations on blowing up a tv is past by now though

if they'd really been used to injure people, yeah this would be a stupid thing to do

haha and so would us videotaping the whole thing

UPLOAD UPLOAD UPLOAD

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

you should start calling people "Detective" haha

I think I need Ninja training (and being a god?) to get away with that.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Asila

That is what happens if you dress your children as anime characters against their will.

[Asila]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I think I need Ninja training (and being a god?) to get away with that.

Yeah but you've definitely got (had, I suppose) the facial hair and that's the most important thing

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

Purty colours on that purty lady.

[Asila]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

That is what happens if you dress your children as anime characters against their will.

I'm actually more concerned about the lady in the background, wtf