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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 04:14 PM        Soccer
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The New Zealand women's soccer team has pulled off a major upset in South Korea.
The Football Ferns have beaten South American champion Argentina 1-0 at the Peace Queen Cup. The goal was scored by Amber Hearn in the 15th minute.
New Zealand coach John Herdman says the Peace Queen Cup is the second biggest tournament behind the World Cup.
IN YOUR FACE, EL PILA! IS THERE A SPORT AT WHICH YOUR NATION'S WOMEN DON'T SUCK? OH YEAH!
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 04:30 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 04:34 PM       
It's the naming system. The Ferns part means it's the girls team. The Football means that NZ cunts think soccer is so crappy it doesn't deserve a colour. For example Rugby's Black Ferns, Netball's Silver Ferns, & Cricket's White Ferns.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 04:37 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 04:48 PM       
Because poppies aren't a significant cultural symbol here?

Well, they are, but they represent death.

You'd have to ask some Moari why they cream themselves over ferns, except they wouldn't know as they're barely literate thanks to decades of European colonial abuse.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 04:49 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 04:50 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 08:38 PM       
I don't think New Zealand speaks a variation of Spanish.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 08:52 PM       
I labeled the thread Soccer to avoid this argument about football.

Someone poke an Australian so he can jabber on about Aussie Rules.


I knew I should've made the thread about the Olympics. The woman's basketball groups were announced today.
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Old Jun 16th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
The USA Men's Baxetball is absolutely stacked. Lebron, Kobe, Howard, and Anthony as 4 of your starters? Also Chris Paul and Dewayne Wade likely coming off the bench?This team will steamroll it's way to the Gold. I'm so sure of it that if they don't win the Gold, I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN.

ps - 2004's bronze winning squad sucked balls and is a much inferior team to this rendition.
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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 12:33 AM       
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The Football Ferns have beaten South American champion Argentina 1-0 at the Peace Queen Cup
Argentina had never won a female soccer tournament, south american champions? where did you get this?

BTW, one thing that i like of "futbol" is the commentaries, when the players do a score the commentary man shout: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AL!!!!!!!!"
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Old Jun 18th, 2008, 08:34 PM       
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I labeled the thread Soccer to avoid this argument about football.

Someone poke an Australian so he can jabber on about Aussie Rules.


I knew I should've made the thread about the Olympics. The woman's basketball groups were announced today.
I was going to put up a picture here of Jocko, but damned if I can't find a good one other than a tiny pic of him holding a giant Energizer battery

By the way, you're right, we should have an Olympics thread.
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