I bruised my pelvis

[Guitar Woman]

I was also planning on losing 15 pounds before taking my shirt off so a sexy young man could examine my spine, but I guess this might be a little more important than vanity

The thought also occurs that if I hadn't been so intent on getting in shape this shit probably wouldn't have happened.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I was also planning on losing 15 pounds before taking my shirt off so a sexy young man could examine my spine, but I guess this might be a little more important than vanity

The thought also occurs that if I hadn't been so intent on getting in shape this shit probably wouldn't have happened.

I'd me more than happy to play doctor with you.
I mean...yeah, play doctor with you.

Drunk again.