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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 04:31 AM        Weekly Movie Review: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 06:45 AM       
Is this the one where jesus masturbates with holes in his hand or am i thinking of something else? I remember being some movie like that...
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 09:43 AM       
Where would one find this movie? Is it even out on DVD?
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 10:34 AM       
you can get it on netflix. I couldn't get past the first 10 minutes myself. I didn't even get to the part where Jesus shaves his beard and changes in to normal street clothes.
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
You didn't mention the best theme song ever, "Everybody Gets Laid Tonight"!
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 04:54 PM       
I remember hearing about this years ago, but never saw it. I regret that.
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 05:30 PM       
Time for me to go and chase this, as it looks pretty damn entertaining.
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 11:10 PM       
Holy crap dude. This sounds excellent. Might have to track down a copy.
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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 12:07 AM       
I got it off ebay quite a while ago. I think it set me back like five bucks.
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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 03:49 AM       
Ugh, couldn't even finish this movie.
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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 12:57 PM       
I live near where they filmed it, and have been to the locations in the film. It's actually not really known in Ottawa, still a bit discreet, but I learned about it on the SCREAM network. The filmmaker has other movies a lot like it, like the Harry Knuckles series, which are kung fu movies with the guy who plays Jesus but he has harry knuckles..
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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 01:22 PM       
I saw this once, but I'm afraid it has run together in my mind with a bunch of other B movies, so I don't remember much about it.
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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 07:39 PM       
Hangie: That sounds disturbing.
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 04:22 AM       
Aw, this one was on my Netflix cue. Had to give up Netflix a couple months ago. Now I'm sad.
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 12:16 PM       
It's like Alli was saying, you can probably get this movie off Amazon or eBay for about the same price as renting it.
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Old Oct 18th, 2008, 09:03 PM       
Hangle I believe the movie you're thinking of is Holy Mountain... but i might be mistaken on that.
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