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Old Aug 15th, 2008, 03:36 AM       
I laughed out loud at the thought of Danny Tanner alone in a house full of corpses.

"Normal people are so hostile."
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Old Aug 15th, 2008, 04:09 PM       
My Thoughts:

Home Improvement: I actually kind of liked this one. I enjoy the obvious "male stupidity" because it reminds me a bit of myself.

Friends: Again, I liked this one. Two reasons: Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston = hot; Joey and Chandler = Male Stupidity. See above.

Simpsons: I could go off on this for days. Jumped the shark LOOOOONG ago. And don't all you fan-boys get your panties in a wad over it, because it's the truth. Those of us who grew up with the "REAL" Simpsons know what were talking about. Amen Proto!

Family Matters: Urkel was quite possibly the first sitcom character I ever wanted to kill.

Full House: So bad for so long. Stamos... ugh.

Cavemen: Thankfully canceled before I had a chance to sit down in a pool of gasoline with a lighter...

Two and 1/2 Men: I find this one mildly entertaining. I haven't seen it enough to hate it I suppose.

American Idol: ...A-W-F-U-L...

Everybody Loves Raymond: Again, mildly entertaining. Probably due to the "Male stupidity factor" again.

Heroes: Another "fan-boy" show I don't get. I tried desperately to see what all the hoopla was about this show and can't understand it. It's a slightly more serious version of Greatest American Hero for the most part.
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 12:00 AM       
Meh, I'm not sure exactly why Simpsons should be killed. Yes of course, they have gone down a little although every once in a while they'll have a funny new episode. I'm not sure if they deserve to die, but hey, that's just my opinion.

Everyone else I think should be utterly dismembered and annihilated from the face of the Earth. Especially those Cavemen. Good God...
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 05:32 AM       
all I have to say is, everything on the disney chanel
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 05:32 AM       
There's this Canadian teen drama my sister likes to watch that just makes me want to vomit. Degrassi, or something like that. In fact, pretty much everything my sister watches should be terminated. Gilmore Girls, Seventh Heaven, all those live-action "teen" shows on Nick and Disney... Anything my sister enjoys makes a good starting point of "things to avoid".

Also add Smallville, coz it went severely off-tangent and basically doesn't relate to the comics at all. Pete Ross is black! Kids with weird powers from Kryptonite meteors! Brainiac is some kid! We only vaguely know anything about Superman! Eesh.
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 08:33 AM       
Send Dexter after Will& Grace. That whole cast just needs to die in a horrible bloody disaster.
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 10:20 AM       
Dexter should go after Gossip Girl. But the worst he'd do to a non-murderer would be to ruin their reputations, or disfigure all the Gossip Girl characters horribly. Then he might kill them, for mercy.
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Old Aug 16th, 2008, 01:25 PM       
I've never seen the whole hoopla over Heroes or Lost to be honest. It's almost like tv executives are just pulling stuff out of a hat and pushing it to the moon, right next to the video executives who pushed Assassin's Creed for no reason whatsoever.

But yeah, I'd love to see Dexter visit the Brady Bunch. Damn yuppies.
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 12:20 AM       
I really loved the early Simpsons, and a few months back I tried to give it one last shot when I heard Homer's mom, Mona Simpson, was returning for the third and last time. After watching it, I can't believe how they screwed it up so much and I cried inside.
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 12:38 AM       
I used to intern for a small TV station, and I had to write a bunch of ad copy for the fall season. I remember trying to write ads for some of them and thinking, "Good Lord, how am I supposed to make these shows sound good?"
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 08:47 AM       
Two words: FAMILY GUY.

THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 01:36 PM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 07:25 PM       
Man, Proto, first you trash on Boston and Kansas, now this?

You wouldn't be trying to alienate your readers, would you?

"Next week, worst video games ever:
Halo
Final Fantasy VII
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Madden
Half-Life
Super Mario Brothers 3
And so on..."

Some of it's decent, some of it's crap, but I think you've got a heavy case of the I-hate-them-because-other-people-like(d)-thems.
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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 01:30 AM       
"LOL, I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR CONTENT!I'M GOING TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT HOW A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM AN OVERRATED SHOW I FAP TO KILLS OFF SHOWS THAT ARE ANCIENT AND ARE NOT CARED ABOUT ANYMORE BY THE GENERAL PUBLIC!"

"Dude, that's like bad fanfiction."

"BUT THERE'S NO SEX."

"OK, get on that."

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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 01:22 PM       
Welcome to Kitsunexus's posts, where he's always an idiot.

And Roggs, which one of those characters do you disagree with me wanting to kill off? I seriously can't even imagine which one of them is remotely defendable.
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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 02:34 PM       
Well, the Simpsons WERE defensible, but only about five seasons ago. But let's give him some credit, Proto: it does take some serious balls to paint Full House and Friends as the TV equivalents of Half-Life and Ocarina of Time.
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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 09:49 PM       
Haha, Protoclown, how could you get our names mixed up? XD
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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 06:57 PM       
I've never watched any of those shows. Thank god.
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Old Aug 19th, 2008, 10:56 PM       
I'd suggest Carlos Mencia, Scrappy Doo and the cast of Mad About You.
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 01:40 AM       
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Haha, Protoclown, how could you get our names mixed up? XD
Oh man, I would have replied sooner, but I spent the last twenty four painful hours reeling from this brutal verbal assault.

(Note: the previous statement should be taken as irony, unless you are under the age of twelve as I assume you to be--in which case, grape job!)
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 12:18 PM       
I've had the good fortune of only seeing good TV shows, I seem to have a sharp douchebag detector that can sense even the smallest trace amounts of douchebagginess from one glance at a promo photo. Thats why I've not seen a single episode of Heroes or any of those other shows made past 1993, and only get exposed to the goods, usually on DVD at someone elses place (like The Prisoner, South Park etc). I am refusing to watch Dexter simply because the of alarming amount of douchebags I hear talking about it. "dude that show is so sick, its like, he's a serial killer" "i love that show dexter, he kills people" "my WU-IFE loooves Dexter, its about a serial killer but he only KILLS BAD PEOPLE!" "well I like Dexter, he cuts people up and kills them!"
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 06:46 PM       
Takes one to know one I guess.

I keed I keed. I haven't ever watched Dexter or Heroes or Lost or 24 or whatever is popular these days, not because I'm an elitist snob but rather because I don't really like watching tv these days.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 01:23 AM       
I understand where you're coming from, testtube: I only got into Dexter because I watched it before there was any real hype over it. Had the raving nerds gotten to me first, I'd have never given it a chance. They're the main reason why I don't watch Lost, Heroes, or anything written by Joss Whedon; their painful enthusiasm makes anything seem unappealing.
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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 02:38 AM       
i actually like some of these shows and still find this article amusing.
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Old Oct 18th, 2008, 10:06 PM       
Sort of bumping an old blog post, but I'd like Dexter to come in and kill Dr. Wilson from House MD. He should have left for good.
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