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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 09:04 PM       
I got more.

Aguado-Ace Ventura:Pet Detective
Stiffler- American Pie
Uncle Frank-Home Alone
Buzz- Home Alone
Mr.Hand-Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Curtis Mooney-Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Frank Shirley- Christmas Vacation
Coach Harris-Revenge of the Nerds
Ed Dillinger- Tron
Dr. Phillip Barbay- Back to School
Chas- Back to School
Big Ben Healey- Problem Child
Veruca Salt- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 06:16 PM       
I recon Burglekut in Willow should be on this list.
He's got the greatest in-your-face laugh of all time.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 08:30 PM       
yeah, The name Buxton usually means your a poor bastard just like me.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 11:35 PM       
George Lucas.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 02:09 AM       
Not a bad list, but Ivan Drago definitly should've been there. Me, I prefer lists of real assholes. Here goes (in no particular order)...

Tom Cruise - just for being himself (a very crazy, very gay man who somehow married Katie Holmes). Oh, and also for reproducing. That poor child.

Mel Gibson - for every movie he's been involved in except Leathal Weapon 1 & 2

George Lucas - for obvious reasons, but especially Jar-Jar Binks

P. Diddy (or whatever he calls himself) - Jesus Christ, pick a fucking name! Oh, and his music sucks.

Bush Jr., Cheney, and their entire cabinet - again, obvious reasons

Russel Crowe - for being an arrogant prick in every movie he's ever been in

Frank Miller - for ruining All-Star Batman and Robin

Joe Quesada - for ruining Spiderman

Hell with it, EVERYONE at Marvel and D.C. - for just plain making me hate comics

Heath Ledger - no, just kidding, I'm just pissed that he's dead

Okay, end of rant. And I really was kidding about the Heath Ledger thing.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 02:14 AM       
Oh, and ROG, I hope it's not too late, but DON'T WATCH TMNT 3!!!!! Please, for the love of God, I'm begging you, don't do it! Your soul will never recover, I promise.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 07:27 AM       
Tommy Hook from Thrashin. Mola Ram from Temple of Doom, Joker from Batman for sure. Can not EVER forget Beetlejuice, AND YOU FORGOT LO PAN!!!!!!! Oh and Jaws from Moonraker.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 11:24 AM       
I have another for you guys. Bill Lumberg from Office Space. He's the typical passive aggressive asshole boss who is allways hassling Peter about his TPS reports. What really makes him an even bigger asshole is that he fires poor Milton yet never tells him about it, then takes away his favorite stapler because he can, then moves his desk all the way in the dank smelly dark rat infested basement, even eats cake in front of his face and makes him spray for rodents. Funy thing is, the name of my boss here at my job is Bill.
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Old Mar 15th, 2009, 05:25 AM       
Glenn from "The Wedding singer"
Jonathan from "Hot Rod"
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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 09:02 PM       
I actually enjoyed TMNT 3 a lot... but then, I was just a kid.
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Old Mar 18th, 2009, 06:20 AM       
Adam Sandler in anything.
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Old Mar 19th, 2009, 05:30 PM       
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Originally Posted by MeowMixMaster View Post
I have another for you guys. Bill Lumberg from Office Space. He's the typical passive aggressive asshole boss who is allways hassling Peter about his TPS reports. What really makes him an even bigger asshole is that he fires poor Milton yet never tells him about it, then takes away his favorite stapler because he can, then moves his desk all the way in the dank smelly dark rat infested basement, even eats cake in front of his face and makes him spray for rodents. Funy thing is, the name of my boss here at my job is Bill.
The passage when our hero imagines Jennifer Anniston's character having sex with him is the most hilarious part of the movie.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 08:27 PM       
A couple of suggestions from me:

Major Krauss (Richard Lynch) from Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge would fit in well; a Nazi asshole who had Andre Toulon's wife killed when Toulon wouldn't reveal the secret to his living puppets (as well as providing a visual template, retroactively, for the puppet Blade).

Dr. Philip Decker from Nightbreed. Supposedly Boone's psychiatrist, he more or less sets Boone on the path to joining the Nightbreed, all so he can wipe them out, himself. Also, he's been killing families of "breeders" and more or less pins it all on Boone, himself, as part of his plan.

Excellent articles!
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Old Mar 27th, 2009, 02:27 AM       
How about Tong Po from Kickboxer. He crippled Van Damme's brother and then raped his girl. He even told Van Damme that she was a "good f***".
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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 08:54 PM       
Actually Veruca Salt isn't the biggest asshole in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. It has to be that no good rotten Grandpa Joe.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 03:45 PM       
Originally Posted by MeowMixMaster
I have another for you guys. Bill Lumberg from Office Space. He's the typical passive aggressive asshole boss who is allways hassling Peter about his TPS reports. What really makes him an even bigger asshole is that he fires poor Milton yet never tells him about it, then takes away his favorite stapler because he can, then moves his desk all the way in the dank smelly dark rat infested basement, even eats cake in front of his face and makes him spray for rodents. Funy thing is, the name of my boss here at my job is Bill.
The passage when our hero imagines Jennifer Anniston's character having sex with him is the most hilarious part of the movie.

Just a little to the left thatttttttssssss it yeah. (slurps coffie) Oh Peter, do you have those tps reports yet?
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Old Apr 7th, 2009, 10:50 AM       
Rog, I'm disappointed that you didn't include Carter J. Burke from Aliens.

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Tried to impregnate a woman and a young girl in order to get the embryos through quarantine. Also knowingly sent a family into a craft full of alien eggs, thereby causing the death of all but one of the colonists. He was more than willing to fuck everyone over for a "god damn percentage". Only cares about the $$$. Also locked a possible escape exit for several marines in a pitched battle with aliens. Overall douche bag.

"Those specimens are worth millions to the Bio Weapons Division. If you're smart, we can both come out of this heroes and we will be set up for life."
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 04:06 PM       
Bill Lumberg = Seven different shades of assholeness.
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Old Jun 21st, 2009, 05:17 PM       
I thought Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore would have made it. Hell, Christopher McDonald who plays him is even in Grease 2. That's pure thoroughbred assholeness right there.
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Old Jun 27th, 2009, 09:47 PM       
ah yes, biff tanner, total jerk. well, here goes a list of prospective assholes:
John "Ace" Merrill- from stand by me
the butcher from gangs of new york
Anton Chigurh from no country for old men
the captain from pan's labyrinth
castor troy from faceoff

by the way, have you ever thought of making a review of the movie "double dragon"?
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 11:08 AM       
i'm not sure if it's too recent, but i think Ralph Fiennes' character Harry Waters in In Bruges was a pretty great movie asshole. the one scene where he tells his wife she is "an inanimate fucking object" and when he sees a guy with an eyepatch who was blinded earlier, says "aye-aye" to him.
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 05:33 PM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 05:39 PM       
With any list of movie ASSHOLES I think you would have to include DOYLE HARGRAVES from the movie SLING BLADE. This guy is one of the greatest ASSHOLES ever seen on film. There are 3 things in life that make DOYLE SICK!!!!! 1. MIDGETS 2.ANTIQUE FURNITURE and 3.RETARDS!!!!!!!! Also Doyle has a rocking band and he hates little whiny kids, he tells the boy Frankie that his real father raised him to be a pussy!!!! If you make a part 4 to the list Doyle should be included!!!!
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