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Kitsunexus Kitsunexus is offline
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Old Sep 16th, 2008, 11:55 AM       
Classic and awesome. Well done.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:04 AM       
And if you're a Native American, and happen to be a IN a horror movie, 9 times out of 10, you WILL, without a doubt, have heard of a legend (preferrably a Native American one) that happens to be tied to said monster you are all facing.

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Old Oct 15th, 2008, 07:33 PM       
Don't be a specialist in things related to the monster. They'll make you die one of the worst deaths (like that shark expert in Jaws).
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Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 02:59 PM       
I know its been a while, but I just thought of one:

If you are in a zombie movie and people get turned into zombies by being bitten, wear a wide leather collar with spikes on it around your neck, and improvise armor from whatever you have lying around, such as athletic gear. Especially guard your calves, zombies like to hide under things and then bite exposed legs. Just don't leave any more skin exposed than is absolutely necessary.
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StarscreamTheWaffle StarscreamTheWaffle is offline
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Old Feb 8th, 2010, 04:15 PM       
An addition to Jeanette's rule: DON'T, I REPEAT, DON'T TAKE THE OFFER OF BECOMING A ZOMBIE WITH A MIND! FALLOUT HAS TAUGHT ME THAT!!!
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