I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Chojin

let me know if this link works.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=50

Yes.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

<3

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[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by elx

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dont even want to know

I totally didn't figure into my dumb whiteknighting that he is the worst apologiser that ever lived.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

Wait, did Pram intend to be creepy to elx, I'm confused

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

Maybe she was intimidated by kindness because she's so used to being treated like shit by you guys that anything outside of "come here, you whore" is taken in umbrage.

She was rude for posting my apology though, so I'm yanking it back. I'm not sorry.

Originally Posted by Grislygus

I love the immediate irrational bitterness and use of "whore" after the initial approach is spurned...

...after the initial approach was immediately followed up by an unprovoked insult. The logic of the basement dweller, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm glad Gus didn't quit on Pram after all.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

I just booked a greyhound trip to your place. You have a chance to stop all this.

Edit: That was for Pram. Not milhouse

You'd have more fun visiting Esuohlim. You could buy his indebted ass dinner.

[Fathom Zero]

C'MERE, YOU WHORE

[Tadao]

I play Webcam strip poker with Pub every morning. Shy should get in on the action. I'd totally raise him.

[Shyandquietguy]

I am up for reals if this'll be the closest I'll get to any action.

I'll have to grow my stubble out though!

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy

Virgin.

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

This lady looks awfully familiar but I can't for the life of me remember where i've seen her!

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

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[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

Now, I could be an asshole and post all your personal information name-by-name on this board, letter-by-letter

Originally Posted by MLE

I don't care what people know about me online. It's not like I've been secretive.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showp...8&postcount=41

[Zhukov]

I haven't been to New Zealand yet. I might come and visit you some time Pub, and we can sit in awkward silence together.

[Pram Maven]

Well if you're going to talk badly about someone you might as well say it to their face.

HIIIIII!

I don't usually read this thread because it's too fuckin' long, but I got the gist.

Admission of guilt, more admission of guilt, Tadao's former addresses, the high school he went to, his favorite theatrical makeup... Who has to look for this shit when it's so readily offered? His "middle" name and high school alone pointed me right to him.

"I don't think you get it yet". I'm kind of like Dexter. I find bad people and punish them. You are bad people (I am GREAT at research). I've seen the hurt you've caused to Dizzy and Jake, the psychological distress. Now I'm throwing your words and actions back in your faces before I hit this site where it hurts- its reputation. The very aspect of me you've been attacking by slandering my band. All it took was a day for me to go from the one being picked on to the one shoving you teeth-first into the drinking fountain. What does it feel like? I'd love to know. But don't tell me until the shock's worn off. I'll wait.

Man, I can't "wait" until this is over so I can write a book! It will be called,

"How I Made a Mockery of I-Mockery".

You're probably wondering how I got to be so good at psychological warfare. I've had a lot of practice. many years, to be exact. We are not so different.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I haven't been to New Zealand yet. I might come and visit you some time Pub, and we can sit in awkward silence together.

And then you sip your drugged tea and I take the nude pictures of you.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

(I am GREAT at research). [...] The very aspect of me you've been attacking by slandering my band.

Apparently not so great at syntax. "Slander" is verbal. In print, it's "Libel". :JJJ

[Pub Lover]

Pram Maven, I don't know who you are talking to. You are not making sense. You are a black kettle, sir.

[Pram Maven]

Colonel Flagg- well, fuck me twice on a Friday.

Pub- I make perfect sense. To understand, you're supposed to read the lines, not between them!

[Pub Lover]

The blackest kettle there has ever been, Sir.

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

Colonel Flagg- well, fuck me twice on a Friday.

Excuse me?

[Seven Force]

There's only one black kettle here Pub

[Seven Force]

I want to visit you in NZ too, btw.

[Tadao]

We can all boner hug and share or Photoshopped ELX erotica.

[Fathom Zero]

Fucking darkroom bullshit project finals week fuck

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

There's only one black kettle here Pub

You're only half black. It is the top half. I have the pics to prove it.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

I want to visit you in NZ too, btw.

Do it at the same time as Zhukov & I can start on my new found passion for tableaux erotica.

[Pub Lover]