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Pram Maven · #**81126**

Or one of your blunts in a plate of appetizers.

ThrashO · #**81127**

Or a childs scream amongst the clatter and tinkering of sharpened garden tools

Fathom Zero · #**81128**

retard thunderdome

Fathom Zero · #**81129**

if only two men could enter and no man leaves

Pram Maven · #**81130**

UNCLE!!!

Pram Maven · #**81131**

So... How are you doing, Fathom? Last I saw you were not doing so great. Any good news, man?

Fathom Zero · #**81132**

My family and I are living on ramen noodles and borrowed time.

Fathom Zero · #**81133**

That's the title of my new mixtape, by the way.

Pram Maven · #**81134**

It sounds like the name of a Moby single.

Aaarg · #**81135**

idiot, fz is moby

ThrashO · #**81136**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

It sounds like the name of a Moby single.

your signature/quote/avatar combo isn't quite wacky or witty enough yet, you almost got it though.

Grislygus · #**81137**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

There may be copyright issues involved, but whatever floats.

If I am paid, I give my permission

I must be paid with a claymated short of my avatar slapping bjork in the face with its cock

kahljorn · #**81138**

wow spacers? I would've never thought of that.

so i it working now?

executioneer · #**81139**

yep fine and dandy like sugar candy

Pentegarn · #**81140**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

Thanks. You're probably the first.

Look, I'm not an asshole. I'm just sensitive and go off on people who are rude to me. It's funny until it shows up on your resume, and Google is just as bad when it comes to first impressions. That is the only reason I took umbrage. I can take a joke. Sorry to hear you're having a rough day.

For bad stuff to show up on your resume that would mean you fucking put it there yourself.

So what have we learned here? We have learned Pram puts all the stuff people say about him on his resume, and then it is somehow our fault

Pram Maven · #**81141**

If I put everything everywhere it shows up, then why, after a month and a half of my absence, are you still linking to a thread about me? You had plenty of opportunity to let it go, but something tells me you don't want to because you know it does me harm every time you post with it in your sig.

k0k0 · #**81142**

executioneer · #**81143**

Colonel Flagg · #**81144**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

[I've] had plenty of opportunity to let it go, but [i] don't want to because [I really want you to think] [repeatedly posting a link to a stupid thread no one will ever read] does me harm every time you post with it in your sig.

Edited for clarity.

Colonel Flagg · #**81145**

Pram, Don, or whatever you go by these days, please just let it go already. You're doing this all to yourself.

Unless of course, you're into sado-masochism and self-flaggelation, in which case, have at it, bro.

Pram Maven · #**81146**

Not at all. I'm into pulling the wool off of your eyes because you have a very wrong perception of me. I like to joke, have fun, tease a little... But at the end of the day I always come back to humble and nice. Can you say the same about yourself? If so, LET'S SEE IT!

Also, people WILL read that stupid thread you post the link to a hundred million times per month because it's under my God-given NAME, you hemorrhoid blood clot.

ThrashO · #**81147**

THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A PEDOPHILE
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A MURDERER
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS A DICK LICKER
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA HAS BLACK PARENTS
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA IS REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE
THOMAS MARTIN OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA ONCE BROKE 5 LIGHTBULBS IN HIS ANUS AT ONCE.

No one gives a fuck. Shut up.

Fathom Zero · #**81148**

IF ANYONE GOOGLED YOUR NAME AND SPENT MORE THAN A MINUTE'S TIME LOOKING AT THIS BOARD, THEY WOULD SEE THAT WE COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT YOU, THAT NONE OF THE ACCUSATIONS HAVE MERIT, AND THAT YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING EVER ON THE PLANET, BEATING OUT POL POT AND HITLER. IF YOU AREN'T HIRED FOR ANY REASON RELATED TO YOUR BEING ON THIS FORUM, THAT IS THE REASON. GO AHEAD AND LINK YOUR EMPLOYERS TO THIS POST, KING BIPOLAR DOUCHE.