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Old Oct 5th, 2011, 08:53 AM       
My mom worked at general mills for 25 years. We used to have a pallet of fucking cereal all the time. Gotta use it for something.
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Old Oct 9th, 2011, 11:56 PM       
Your whole family must have taken shits like crazy when you were growing up.
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 12:16 AM       
People always told me my shit was blue because i ate crunch berries all the time.

lies. it was ghosts.
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 07:49 AM       
When you really have to take a crap, and you are going to the toilet, and then suddenly you don't have to go anymore; that's a ghost shit.
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 05:52 PM       
What do you call a farting ghost?

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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 06:57 PM       
For me whenever I have to take a huge shit but I'm holding it forever because im busy, as soon as I open the bathroom door and see the toilet I start shitting and there's always a good two inches of turd hanging out before I even get my pants off.

Ever have diarrhea and when you go to wipe it's so slippery that you'll slip and accidentally smear shit up the middle of your back?
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 07:23 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 08:32 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2011, 11:59 PM       
NO BUT I HAVE DONE THAT TO MT TESTIVCLES
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 11:55 AM       
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For me whenever I have to take a huge shit but I'm holding it forever because im busy, as soon as I open the bathroom door and see the toilet I start shitting and there's always a good two inches of turd hanging out before I even get my pants off.
That's turtling, or touching cloth.
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 04:20 PM       
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NO BUT I HAVE DONE THAT TO MT TESTIVCLES
THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO WIPE SIDE TO SIDE NOW
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 04:31 PM       
You're gonna get shitty cheeks. Just be careful. I've never had either problem because I don't wipe it like I'm a lazy mexican janitor (pram's words, not mine).
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Old Oct 11th, 2011, 11:36 PM       
God damn pram maven.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 03:03 PM       
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I just laughed at the last picture because the xbox was sitting on a cereal box. I know, overheating and all that, but there's gotta be a better way.
perhaps he likes warm cereal
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