Thrasho shut the goddamn hell up
Willie's cookies were literally the highlight of my Christmas last year, no joke! I probably can't participate this year though for broke reasons and for travelling around visiting my more successfully employed friends reasons
I would say reserve my name on the list just in case, but that is obnoxious and unfair to others not to mention Grinchy and Scroogy.
BY THE WAY, I got cookies from a friend in the mail a few months ago, and she packed them in four-cookie stacks and kind of wrapped them loaf-of-bread style in plastic with a twist tie. It worked pretty well.