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Old Jul 13th, 2012, 10:44 PM        I-mock vet in DC needed
Hey, I'm about to perform a wedding in DC, but in order to be registered as a minister, I have to have someone write an affidavit that you live in DC, know me, and can vouch that I have good moral character.

Does any of the vets that are still around live in DC? :<
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Old Jul 14th, 2012, 08:48 AM       
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Old Jul 14th, 2012, 11:04 AM       
Two friends of mine are getting married in DC and asked me to be their minister. I'm not registered as a minister, and in order to do this, I did a lot of paperwork. Everything is in order except an affidavit from someone living in DC saying they know me and I'm of good moral character.

My only problem is I don't think I know anyone who currently lives in DC.
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Old Jul 16th, 2012, 11:43 AM       
That's a pretty interesting ask. Nothing says 'sanctity of marriage' like cheating at a moral standards test.
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Old Jul 16th, 2012, 09:03 PM       
Who says it's cheating? We're a reputable sort. I sincerely hope you're able to find someone, MLE.
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Old Jul 17th, 2012, 01:34 AM       
i actually thought this was comic con related asking for someone with knowldege about dc comics
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Old Jul 17th, 2012, 09:34 PM       
^ lol

If you were going to marry people in dc are they from dc? If so I feel like they should be able to provide people that know you then.
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Old Jul 17th, 2012, 09:51 PM       
I spent a few days in DC once.
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Old Jul 17th, 2012, 11:28 PM       
Gay marriage hasn't been enacted in Maryland yet, so the wedding is being done in DC. We don't know anyone down there. I'll likely ask people from work for help.
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 12:10 AM       
i lived near dc for 20-some years but that wouldn't help. good luck.
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 12:11 PM       
Oh it's a gay marriage? Count me out.
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 12:24 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 01:05 PM       
ha ha ha ha ha ^
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Old Jul 19th, 2012, 05:11 AM       
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Oh it's a gay marriage? Count me out.
I disagree - marriages should always be cheery. It's a happy occasion.
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 09:47 AM       
I dont live in DC but Ill be there next week and I can lie.
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 11:25 AM       
Everyone knows that only black people live in DC and the blacks don't like us.
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 12:22 PM       
dc has like the highest murder rate so just being from somewhere else should vouch for your morality
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Old Feb 5th, 2013, 09:39 PM       
There's a mosque right next door to me that caters for gay marriages, though i am in Sheffield England. Pm me if that's any use.
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But no one ever PM's you.
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