I've been waiting over 13 years for the phrase "Slimer ejaculate" to appear on this site. Now I can finally check that one off the ol' bucket list. Also, I think your gingerbread mansion turned out pretty damn good! Well done!
Looks better than I could've done with it. Last year when building a Christmas ginger bread house with the kids I has such hard time with it I cheated and started hot glueing it to stay together. Measuring and cutting be damned.
That house looks really good. Considering the ones pictured on the box were probably made by professional cake decorators it would be impossible for most people to match them exactly. I rarely see homemade ones that come out as well as yours did.