I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by MLE

i need to rename you "king of semantics"

who me? thats some seriously queermo nonsense.

Poo, thanks, I didn't know that. I think it was the way you came in like you owned the place and even stated that you didn't read the rules. It was a way of making sure that you knew it's a forum that you didn't buy your way into and therefore don't actually have rights. Plus it made me laugh to see you come in and start a fight with your buddy only to be denied. I was going to make a thread taunting you while you were banned, but you can't even read them? Wow, harsh.

[Pub Lover]

Seriously Queermos? Do they have Problems?

Yesterday (Sunday) I went to the beach. I am still covered in sand because apparently I suck at showers. I also managed to scrap off half the paint on my car by trying to avoid a pothole, which serves me right for taking a dirttrack to a deserted beach rather than going to one with a real road & real people. Apart from getting covered in sand, I spent much of my time staring at the Pacific Ocean & wondering why I've never swam in it.

I won't be entering last week's Art Shit theme of Wild, but if I had remembered my camera, it would have been a picture of me looking fearfully at the sea.

[Tadao]

That would have been a good entry, hows the weather Pub? Last year I lived 3 blocks from the Pacific Ocean just below San Francisco in the city of Santa Cruz. I spent a lot of time there and miss is horribly.

As the keeper of Chat Thread, can you explain the page break rule? Do I post any pic I want? Like lolimals?

[Pub Lover]

The idea came after a week of wrestling with an annoying pop culture reference trying to get it to work. Then when I ran out the door & drove the hour & a half I didn't pause to think of what I needed to take. I remembered chips & soda, but those are way more important.

The weather is great, long sunny days with the temp peaking in the mid 40's (centigrade, America. ).

As for the Page Break rule: The best way has always been the Page Brak, but that is sadly gone now. Any image can be used, much like an Art Shit theme it's your interpretation of what the Page Break signifies. In the past this thread would actually break at the Page Break & that is what formed the activity (not counting my almost-OCD plus internet power over the weakminded). When I posted images I remember using the theme of bleakness & death, which was to enforce my internet depression persona & to let everyone know that we're pointlessly wasting our time here waiting for oblivion.

As always, have fun.

[DuFresne]

Ramanus Delarge

[Pub Lover]

Telemachus 'Helm' Stavropoulos

[Tadao]

Well... we know what my theme is.

[Pub Lover]

Missing the page break?

[Asila]

Page Break: Confusing people on the internet since a couple of days ago.

I live about a 5 hour drive from the Atlantic, but I haven't been to see it since I lived right on the water as a child. Swimming in the ocean sounds really fun and sexy, but it's easy to forget that the water has an opinion and is not happy to see you. It's an admirable and beautiful thing, but it does not want to be our friend.

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Missing the page break?

That was weird... I put the bunny pic in, posted... and the page didn't break, so I took the pic out. And still the page was unbroken, I come back.. and I'm at the top of the page break. I guess I'll just believe in myself more.

[Pub Lover]

It is the power of the broken page.

The Atlantic sucks.

[Guitar Woman]

Haha, I have a vacation house right next to the beach :<

[Pub Lover]

You have a vacation house next to the beach?

[Asila]

I have been in both the Atlantic and the Pacific, and they've both attempted to kill me. The South China Sea attempted to kill me in two ways, once by being so polluted that the smell almost made me faint right into it, where the ghosts of dead fish would have dragged me down into their underwater graveyard; and once with an infestation of some kind of red seaweed that was poisonous and killed people.

[Pub Lover]

Oh, they all try & kill you. It's just that the Atlantic is a much shittier ocean in general.

[Tadao]

at least in the pacific large breasted women try to save you

[Pub Lover]

In that case, the solution is worse than the problem. :willie

I actually think I live really close to the Ocean because I have to drive further just to buy groceries. Saying that, I have been scouting for a beach house for the last three years. Anyway, while I was out I got a copy of Silent Hill. I had the problem I always have with PS1 games & their odd controller setups, but once I learned to run I stopped having problems with dying after 30 seconds.

Spoilers!

After finding all the keys and running scared through the dark I was already freaked out, so when I got to the school and immediately got lost I had to turn the game off as child zombies are like two of my biggest fears.

[Tadao]

[Pub Lover]

No, but seriously, that is the best way to upset me.

Also, what are mudkips? And why are they 'lol'?

[Great Mighty Poo]

So let me try this... Page break, I choose you!



Edit: Dang, too soon.

[Esuohlim]

dilbert porn makes a good page break

[Pub Lover]

Idiot.

Tadeo, please keep lolcats in here. I think they are frowned upon on this forum.

[Guitar Woman]

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

dilbert porn makes a good page break

That reference is worse everytime it is made.

Originally Posted by Sacks

It would probably be crappy porn. Like they'd be wearing socks and they wouldn't look very excited.

My favourite kind.

[Guitar Woman]

Mudkip's the best starter Pokemon, btw