Talking on the phone is one of my least favorite things to do and I'm glad I never get reception because it gives me an excuse to not talk to people ;_;
There I am trying to get on with my work & slowly building my self-confidence to be able to answer the phone if it rings, & then it occurs to me that Esuohlim knows girls & he might get one of them to do the call for him.
I went to pieces before it occured to me how very, very gay it would be to do that.