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Originally Posted by Asila
I don't know whether to laugh or practice faking an orgasm.
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Usually, when women in a state of resignation ask themselves this question it's because of the pictures of penises that flood their inboxes after they post a personals ad on CL.
APROPOS:
I've outed myself about having a dating profile, right? And I justify it to myself because it's of the rare breed that doesn't require payment? Right.
Anyways:
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Originally Posted by Interested Party
all i know is that a rotten egg nebula is one of the most beautiful things on the planet.
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Hey there. I know that the site says we're perfect for each other, and the fact that we have a freakishly high number of common acquaintances makes it awkward for me to ignore the hitherto passive signs that you have interest in me, but I just wanted to thank you for letting me justify my failure to reciprocate attraction via your fascinating understanding of where nebulae may be found.