I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[RaNkeri]

[Pub Lover]

Good work, Ranny-K! :D

Keep that up an you might recover from the Tyttobakteeri.

Originally Posted by Grislygus

Maaan, Ima gun hafta totally change my Secret Santa plans now, my guy won't do anything funny

You got everyone on here?

Originally Posted by kahljorn

if it looks like cabbage it's probably not weed

This was my thinking until that dirty ape DWP started being all street at me.

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada

I told you it was prolly crap, but first you gotta make sure by answering this questionaire

question 1: does it have a distinct earthy smell?
question 2: does it have seeds and little stems in it?
question 3: is it sticky and leave a smelly residue on your hands?

The only way to answer all these questions is my using a lighter to set it on fire, and breathe in the fumes. and you gotta do it for a few minutes straight

This is too complicated.

Originally Posted by Blasted Child

I think anyone who earns a decent amount of money shouldn't have to put up with such an awkward position. Just get your own place, really

I think anyone with a decent amount of dick can suck themselves off without getting into an awkward position. Just go at your own pace, really

Originally Posted by executioneer

I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A NOT SAFE FOR WORK VIDEO

Ban him! :rawr

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen

I've noticed that too. I guess you only get sellers if they think you'll buy (hence why I've never been offered any).

In my one class, we were supposed to temporarily take on a different personality (basically act as a different person for the day). One of the girls chose to act as a drug dealer. She later said that all kinds of people tried to buy off of her.

I was a trekkie, but it didn't go so well. First of all, I wasn't obsessive enough about Star Trek and second of all, my friends had zero tolerance for the project (we weren't allowed to tell anyone about the project, so my friends basically threatened me if I didn't knock it off).

Basically?

[Grislygus]

"If you don't shut the fuck up imma shove mah foot so far upyer ass that it'll knock out yer front teeth. Basically."

[Grislygus]

Awright, Ranky, I can't find that Wycliffe theme on Youtube so you can just quit talking about the damn thing already

[RaNkeri]

It can't be found on youtube. Give me your e-mail and I'll send it to you

[Pub Lover]

Give me your dick and I'd suck it.

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen

You do know that it wasn't just liberals who voted for Obama, right?

And you do know that it's very rude to act like being "liberal" is some horrid thing you can pin all problems on. I don't accuse newspapers of being "idiotic concervative trash" or anything like that.

Of course you wouldn't, newspapers are all liberal rags used to oppresse the poor into staying poor.

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen

Dude, just because someone doesn't have a job doesn't mean that they're "lazy".

Ever read Les Miserables? The character Fantine's a very hard worker trying to support herself and her daughter. She's dirt poor because there's a social stigma against being a single mother. In today's world, she'd probably have been under welfare. Would you say she's lazy?

I would, yes.

[Fathom Zero]

PUB I'M IN TEXAS WANT 2 MAKE OUT?

[Pub Lover]

YES!

Originally Posted by Bahmo

...I got into the cards, and when some dickhead at school ripped up a Pokemon card to show his contempt, I rescued the card and taped it back together. I still have the card; it's Omanyte... ...I masturbate to many of the female human characters...

Originally Posted by Neen

Most of which are minors, you pedophile.

Originally Posted by Bahmo

Not as though I said I wanted to rape them. But if someone is mature enough to have breasts, she's old enough to be masturbated to. End of story.

Originally Posted by HappyHamster

And so you'd jerk it to a developing 12 year old? ಠ_ಠ

Liquid! LiquidStaaaaaaaatiiiiiik! We have a friend for you!

Be quick, I'm about to ban him for thinking it funny to not mark dog wanking as NSFW.

[Fathom Zero]

dude, the Rog is on the facebook.

[RaNkeri]

Eugh, Facebook

[Fathom Zero]

I swear, the only good things to come out of Texas are the Butthole Surfers, Ministry, and Pub Lover.

[RaNkeri]

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Make sure everyone has a great day drinking...and a great night drinking too. I'm getting fecalfaced tonight.

[Shrubfest]

Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

[Pub Lover]

Yes, Please.

[Shrubfest]

I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?

[Grislygus]

Woah woah woah WHOAH Pedo Bahmo what, where, when, why, how, link pls

[RaNkeri]

So gus, you want that awesome Wycliffe theme?

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

I only ran track and field in high school so does that make me a jock or a nerd?

I don't fit in either, I was a swim/water polo guy SPEEDO FREAKS

[Grislygus]

Did I or did I not accept your challenge over pm? WE WILL SEE WHAT YOUR WYCLIFFE IS MADE OF

[Pub Lover]

Gus, there are four in that very post?

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?

I think I would like to see that.

[Grislygus]

HOLY SHIT THE QUOTES HAVE LINKS NOW?

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

:high5

[Tadao]

Hey Gus! GIVE THAT THING TO FZERO AS YOU ARE BOTH ON RIGHT NOW!

[RaNkeri]

I'm a swimmer too. But only because I like it, we don't have club activities in Finnish schools