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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 09:54 PM       
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No, she stole my heart
I was going to make that joke.

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line.

"...but coal is very easy to replace. "
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 09:55 PM       
The TV series "The IT Crowd" is amusing, except for the canned laughter abuse.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:00 PM       
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I was going to make that joke.

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line.

"...but coal is very easy to replace. "
She stole his hear, but coal is easily replaced nowadays.

I can't believe you haven't seen Dogs in Space. It's a Sydney AUS punk movie with Michael Hutchence crawling around on all fours and growling. Takes place in 78 but was made in 87.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092904/

I say I watch it because Sskia Post is hawt, but it's really for Hutchence.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
Oops, I mean Melbourne.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
One shithole in Australia is as good as another to me.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:50 PM       
THEY ARE ALL A STEP UP FROM NEW ZEALAND, EH PUB?
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:54 PM       
For anyone that has been here, that's a given.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:55 PM       
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I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.
Because of biscuits.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 11:20 PM       
like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?
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Serious answer: http://scaleplus.law.gov.au/html/pastereg/0/127/top.htm

Not-so serious answer: I don't even think they know for sure.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
You think so, Douchebag?
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like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?
Not stupid wheat you stupiud american, but also Not cookies.

Call it it a cookie and get punched by australians.
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 11:34 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2008, 11:39 PM       
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Actually, not really.

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Old Dec 29th, 2008, 12:11 AM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2008, 04:52 AM       
What are you talking about, DWP? British biscuits kick ass.

Have you ever had a Cadbury Finger or a Hob Nob?

Although I'm going to agree on Jaffa Cakes because every one I've ever had is stale with the jam all dried out I don't know if it's because it's imported or because they just naturally taste that way.

Anyway, all I could gather from that page (thanks, btw) is that Australians are, slightly contrary to character, serious as hell about one particular thing. I can respect that.
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Old Dec 29th, 2008, 05:09 AM       
Idk, the ones I had were British, and they were sandy tasting and were filled with some kind of raspberry toothpaste shit
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Old Dec 29th, 2008, 05:34 AM       
Cadbury Fingers are great, try those. They're like twix without the caramel.
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Old Dec 29th, 2008, 08:41 AM       
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You probably just have a drinking problem. I usually have that problem when I'm not drinking.
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