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Old Feb 24th, 2011, 06:33 PM       
I quit my job and am now more busy than ever.
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Old Feb 24th, 2011, 06:39 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2011, 06:56 PM       
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You haven't been on. I figured you were getting a really long Dimjob.
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Old Feb 24th, 2011, 06:57 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2011, 08:57 PM       
speaking of Scots, just bought a bottle of Scotch ( Glenmorangie ), gonna celebrate nothing at all for no good reason. got a bottle of Blanton's too, been waitin' a while for that one.
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 02:51 PM       
Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 03:50 PM       
I haven't had a drink since the 2nd week of january. I hate shopping now and going by the beer isle and seeing all my old friends. PBR, Yuengling, Molson....Magic Hat I miss you most of all. You never let me down.
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 03:55 PM       
Sounds like you had some shitty friends there.
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 05:25 PM       
I can't remember the others. Its been so long.
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 06:22 PM       
I bet it was something a hipster would drink.

Like Lucky Lager.
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 07:03 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 08:15 PM       
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Y'all are drunkies.

I've replaced alcohol with wacky tobacky as my intoxicating substance of choice, and I've pretty much never looked back, or at another bottle of beer.

I recommend it, as it's the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.
I quit smoking pot 2 weeks ago, I was ripped off, the guy that was supposed to get the weed ended up in jail, money is gone
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 08:36 PM       
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the difference between petting a cat and blasting it with a garden hose. They're both entertaining, but the cat probably doesn't appreciate one of them very much.
That's a pretty godawful analogy right there
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Old Feb 25th, 2011, 09:04 PM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2011, 12:03 AM       
What the fuck is lucky lager?
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Old Feb 26th, 2011, 12:22 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2011, 01:16 AM       
Blugh. Get home from work, just to go back in ten hours. At least I'm making dem Benjamins.
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Old Feb 26th, 2011, 02:56 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2011, 01:25 PM       
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That's a pretty godawful analogy right there
The cat is your brain, you see

It helps when you understand that metaphor is a thing
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Old Feb 26th, 2011, 01:58 PM       
We don't have Lucky Lager here. I have an 18 pack of guinness cans sitting next to my fridge. Glaring at me.
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Old Feb 26th, 2011, 03:19 PM       
Damn, I'd of thought this was obvious, but what do you know. Don't worry, I'll explain it, A metaphor is not automatically good just because it is, in fact, a metaphor.




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Old Feb 26th, 2011, 03:28 PM       
thank you for that overly dramatic analysis of words I have posted on an internet comedy website
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