I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Rongi]

oh wait you do realize

welp

[Sam]

This ain't no joke.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

[Tadao]

Pub is not adverse to taking a long flight if it involves man on man contact.

[Fathom Zero]

[Rongi]

ask pub whatever happened to legolars

[Fathom Zero]

Jesus Christ, Rongi, you're barely older than me.

[Sam]

You kids settle down now.

[Rongi]

Why is this a surprise ?

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Rongi

Birthdays where fun as a kid, now they're just a reminder that I'm getting older

YOU WERE A KID WHEN YOU WROTE THAT

Originally Posted by Rongi

there is no way you could be a day older than 13-14. you're too much of a pussy

now apologize, spaz

YOU WERE NOT A DAY OLDER THAN 13-14 WHEN YOU WROTE THAT.

You posted like a sneering older dude looking down on all the young dudes and we believed all the LIES man

[Rongi]

oh my god this is legit embarassing i was such a horrible turd when i was a teenager

[Rongi]

i also used to pretend i was a cartoonist for some reason!

[Sam]

MAN, I USED TO THINK RONGI WAS A FUCKING GROWN UP.

I TOLD HIM ABOUT GROWN UP THINGS.

ALL THESE FUCKING LIES.

[Rongi]

;_;

[Sam]

[Rongi]

i deserve all the red pickles in the world

[Sam]

MAN, THIS IS BUMMING ME OUT.

I'M GONNA GO LISTEN TO SOME PAVEMENT AND SMOKE CLOVE CIGARETTES IN MY BED.

FUCKING LIES, MAN.

[Rongi]

thanks milhouse i would give you some pickles but you know how it goes gotta spread some reputation around

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Tadao

I used to accuse my friend of running Chessmaster 2000 while playing me. I actually was telling my wife that I think people on the tourny are cheating in this way.

This is a brilliant idea, actually

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Sam

MAN, THIS IS BUMMING ME OUT.

I'M GONNA GO LISTEN TO SOME PAVEMENT AND SMOKE CLOVE CIGARETTES IN MY BED.

FUCKING LIES, MAN.

DEAR LIVEJOURNAL ;_;

[Zhukov]

You're at least part Mexican though, That much is true, right?

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Rongi

DEAR LIVEJOURNAL ;_;

DEAR DEADJOURNAL ;__;

[Esuohlim]

CHIN UP, BRAH. Ain't nobody like you any less, right?

Except me and Sam.

We like you a LOT less now.

[k0k0]

Couldn't be bad as the girl I met on age of conan a couple of years ago. She sent me pictures, hot hot pictures. They were of her when she was younger. When she got to my house, she was about 30 and a bit chunky. I still banged her, but didn't feel as good about it.

[Fathom Zero]

oh man, it's like my whole world's been turned upside down and stuff

[k0k0]

So starts the I-mockery chess cheater society.