Don't worry Fathom I'm sure Thrasho will have very insightful things to post on your wall like "i just pooped a little" or "dont you hate it when you pee right after you cum and then sometimes there's two piss streams for a few seconds and the second piss stream gets on the floor wut wut wut wut"
EDIT: this now makes no sense since it was a page too late.
EDIT: I guess if I want to stay on topic I should point out I don't really want any of you as facebook friends, since I would be worried of you seeing how lame my life is.
So today I was in a drugstore and I guess they had a Santa scheduled to appear. By the time I showed up he was 45 minutes late and there was this line of toddlers wrapped around the store. He never showed, so they made an announcement saying Santa wasn't coming. So this store full of toddlers all started crying at once.
I just don't want to ruin this bad-arse internet persona I've possibly developed, by letting people know that the only thing I get posted on my wall is friends wanting to know if everything's ok.
So today I was in a drugstore and I guess they had a Santa scheduled to appear. By the time I showed up he was 45 minutes late and there was this line of toddlers wrapped around the store. He never showed, so they made an announcement saying Santa wasn't coming. So this store full of toddlers all started crying at once.
What a great idea - let's announce that Santa isn't coming to a room full of little kids. How about we also announce that Christmas is cancelled!
Human nature never ceases to amaze me.
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Yesterday I made the mistake of going in a dollar store. It was there and I needed some of the little trash bags they sell that I like and I forgot all about Christmas. So I go in and the line for the checkouts stretches all the way down the middle aisle of the store to the back door.
It was shorter by the time I found the trashbags and got up there but I still got to look at the teenage kid in front of me with his scented candle and air horn for quite a while. And all I could think of was AIR HORN because of this place, so fuck you guys twice.