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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 11:47 PM       
the girl on the far right[lookin at the picture] in the blue is rly cute :D
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:01 AM       
omg, jixby, how fucking high are your standards?!
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:21 AM       
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omg, jixby, how fucking high are your standards?!
No man in their right mind would call those women monsters. HINT HINT
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:39 AM       
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Zomboid did you get with any of those ladies?
No. 4 of them have boyfriends, one is really gross and I had just met her that night, and one is pretty much living a life of celibacy lately because people call her a slut . Plus I was completely smashed by the end of the night.

The one in the red is fucking gorgeous face to face and has huge knockers and a great ass, but she's dumb as shit and has been going out with the same guy for over a year.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:43 AM       
Uhh you guys don't understand what Jixby means by calling them monsters, he's judging them not on looks but what their SOUL looks like.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:49 AM       
In that case, he's very right :O
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 01:46 AM       
looks like someone had a real monster mash hahaha
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 02:05 AM       
gadzooks thank you for setting thise people straight

lordy lordy, I am not one to go around calling girls ugly thats ungentlemanly if i ever heard it
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 02:28 PM       
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL GIRLS PICTURES I SEE ON THE INTERNET :O
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 02:33 PM       
Even this one?
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 02:43 PM       
I just got fired from work because of you you horrible human being, someone ban him now
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 02:56 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 03:20 PM       
you're stupid zelda
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 03:39 PM       
did i lead up to him posting a naked picture or something?

i dont get it

sorry if my actions actually got you fired but if you're kidding im only a little bit sorry.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 08:54 PM       
he posted a picture of a FAAAAAAAAAT naked lady who was FAAAAAAAAAAAT hahahahah and if that isn't stupid enough, he it was one that we've all seen a billion times in the same exact context.

eat lead, zeldas biggest jerk
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 02:03 PM       
if Zomboid posted pics of girls he can't get, he may as well just make a big black square that says: INTERNET, full of all the girls I will never sleep with.....
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 02:07 PM       


there we go....
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:01 PM       
Not pictured: Slutty girls that they're friends with that I have gotten with .

BUT SRSLY- If over half of them have boyfriends AT THAT PARTY, one is hideous even when I'm tanked, and that leaves 2 and I didn't get either of em, I still had a fun night being hammered on my friend's birthday

Just for you tenno, I'll record it the next time I bag a slut
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:13 PM       
i love posting pictures of girls with boyfriends
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:24 PM       
You're right. Next time my friend has my phone and is taking a picture of a group of girls we know, I'll be sure to find out and make sure those ones don't get in the frame.

Btw, GREAT AVATAR. I can tell that you are a very funny and intelligent person
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:25 PM       
next time why dont you just fuck your friend in the ass
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:26 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:32 PM       
i guess we know whos gay
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:40 PM       
You are kinda stupid.
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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 10:59 PM       
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