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Originally Posted by kahljorn
FATHOM ZERO JUST LIKeS gIRlS WITH SIX PAcks WHO CAN GIVE EFfEcTIVE HEADLOCKS
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DA-YUMN SON, If a girl showed her affections by trying to get me in a headlock after a fancy dinner I would fuck the bejeezus out of her on the spot

or let
her fuck the bejeezus out of
me if she actually won the ensuing back-and-forth headlock fight
Unless she had linebacker shoulders and no tits, but then again I wouldn't be on a date with a fucking Bertha like that in the first place