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Old Nov 5th, 2011, 02:01 AM       
That must have been one lousy kitten.
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Old Nov 5th, 2011, 03:05 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2011, 04:26 PM       
i missed a week somewhere

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Old Nov 6th, 2011, 04:45 PM       
Hahaha...I should try that magic man thing. The neighbors across the street just had a baby boy due to their large sign that says so, and his name. Time for the magic man to travel.
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Old Nov 6th, 2011, 07:03 PM       


was this what was on the note
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Old Nov 7th, 2011, 01:01 AM       
SHAKE THE CRIME STICK!
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Old Nov 8th, 2011, 04:51 PM       
flashbacks I'm having just now
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 05:38 PM       
Spoilers!
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 07:19 PM       
hahaha set up a facebook page just to make fun of her! CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 08:26 PM       
The first two sound like things that Kitsa would complain about.
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 08:51 PM       
-Well, I always used to smoke up my apartment and get caught by the landlady.
-And I used to always drive around and yell at random people.
-I've gotten into a friends house to mess stuff up before they get home to see if it freaks them out.
-I've stolen a grill from a neighbor.
-I have driven through one of those stupid gates.
-I have made a myspace page of someone just to make fun of them.
-Never did any of the other stuff.

Man, I am pretty sure if I lived in your area, half of the crime beats 5 years ago would be about things I did.
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 12:00 AM       
i wonder if that's connected to the barbecue theft, or the theft of the ribeye/butter/olive oil earlier

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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 12:31 AM       


These guys probably stole the bbq and all of that other stuff.
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 03:29 AM       
me and my friend stole a shrimp platter and some wine from a grocery store once :HIgHSCLASS

me and another friend wandered around till we found an open garage and raided their fridge for booze
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 10:16 AM       
I remember every time I went to the store with my roommate last year, I slipped a tin of pillsbury biscuits into my pocket. I could pay for them, but just the thought of stealing only biscuits made me laugh.
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 12:58 PM       
You're pretty far off in your assessment of me, zomboid, and I'm not quite sure how it got to be that way but if the thought entertains you that's fine.
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 01:51 PM       
Kitsa is pretty lenient on her tenants and as long as they don't smoke the doob on the lawn in public view, they're cool.
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 04:38 PM       
Who raised my garage door dammit
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 08:05 PM       
don't give a fuck who smokes what really
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 08:15 PM       
kitsa is a pimp
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 08:22 PM       
not quite, but I don't give a fuck who smokes what.
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 08:50 PM       
can i smoke meth in your house
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 08:58 PM       
I'd prefer not, but by all means destroy your teeth in your own household.
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