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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 05:58 AM        Inventive things to do with candy!
Does anyone else like to experiment when it comes to candy? I find candy especially awesome because you can just fart about with it as much as you like and not get in trouble or anything.

For instance, when I buy a pack of Starbursts, I like to take 4-5 of them, mush them together and roll them up into a SUPER STARBURST BALL. It's better if you take one from each colour/flavour, because then the ball turns out really colourful looking, but then I feel bad about eating something that looks so pretty.

What other candy inventions do you guys like to cook up? Perhaps I can get some ideas, but I'll most likely be told I smell of butt grease or something.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 10:42 AM       
I like to take varieties of candy and melt them down.
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 05:23 PM       
crush cheetos up with resses in your mouth
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 06:47 PM       
ok that is just wrong..
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Old Mar 20th, 2007, 12:22 AM       
egads Lenor! to action!
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 02:14 AM       
Touché..
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 03:11 PM       
I'm still not convinced that cheetos and recees is a noncraptastic idea
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 04:30 PM       
I was watching a very thought provoking film on human nature the other day, and you'll never guess where the sexy blonde coeds put the tootsie rolls.
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 04:31 PM       
go buy some & start eating dude it is so good

also, you might want to grab a 20 oz of pepsi or whatever maybe CHERRY pepsi :slurrrp

EDIT this post was pretaining to resses+cheetos (doritos work too!!)
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 05:02 PM       
I'll one-up you Gus and take a stab in the dark that the tootsie rolls were 11 in. long!
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 06:41 AM       
I used to like to get a bunch of different sour candies and put them in my slurpee. That shit was out of control.
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I mean really one time we almost had to call a grown up.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 06:43 AM       
Like it was serious.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:41 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:51 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 06:54 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2007, 12:13 AM       
one time i wrapped a candy necklace around my d*ck so tigth that my d*ck almost fell off so fuck candy neclkaces anyways
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Old Mar 23rd, 2007, 12:19 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2007, 03:15 AM       
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Inventive thing to do with candy
Shove peppermints up your butthole.

Go to the doctor and tell the physician you have a discomfort, almost a constipated feeling, in your butthole.

When the physician makes you get naked and gets close to your butthole with their light and magnifying glass, blow a cool minty fart across their face. *

*if possible, hit the doctor in the face with the mints.
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Old Mar 25th, 2007, 03:32 AM       
Would that be physically possible? 'Hooping' a peppermint might just soak in the thin skin of your ass, possibly?

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Old Mar 25th, 2007, 12:07 PM       
Gummi: The most inventive candy ever.
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Old Mar 25th, 2007, 04:02 PM       
Won't it melt?
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