Asshole I like this movie :/
Published by: Pioneer
I didn't realize it when I picked this anime off one of the bodies impaled on my hood ornament, but Akira is actually a musical. Starring talking fruits and vegetables. It was hard to tell exactly what it was about because my copy was imported, and all the puppets had zero articulation next to a flapping mouth and googly eyes, but I think they were trying to convince their "human taskmasters" not to eat them. Then they listed all the delicious ways in which they did not want to be sliced, gutted, cooked and served. I don't know if I was imagining that, I was pretty hungry when I watched it. Anyway, near the end, the carrot tries to avenge the paprika's death, but the three wise cauliflowers prevail upon him to make peace with the humans instead and end the war. They reckon outside the grapes, though, and end up being killed anyway. It's really a sad story of betrayal and garnish. I don't think alcohol's going to help this one much. I was drunk, and I was still crying my eyes out.
(3.5 of a possible 5 beers required)