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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 03:58 AM        Beware The Toilet Monster!
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 04:34 AM       

Are you a folder or a scruncher, Roger?
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 04:51 AM       

You think the head would at least be inflateable so it didn't look melted.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 06:26 AM       
This is an idea that might have actually worked if it were just better made. I bet anyone you pull this prank on has to stare at the thing for at least ten seconds before they even figure out what the hell it is, and that they're supposed to be scared.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 09:44 AM       
Haha this thing is awesome. I must have it!

It also reminds me of a prank I pulled on my mom when I was younger. I got the idea from a Beavis and Butthead comic book. You cut the corners off of ketchup packets and put them around the rim of the toilet. Then you carefully lower the seat so they're covered. Then someone comes in, sits down and SQUISH ketchup goes everywhere. My mom was so pissed. My dad and my brothers were laughing so hard they were crying. It was awesome!
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 10:00 AM       
I went to a party once (not a Halloween one, mind you) and one girl was making such a deal because of a scare she got when going to the toilet. Apparently, some guy put a ballon under the toilet cover and a needle on the edge of the seat. When this girl had to open it, the baloon exploded and she went into a screaming rage that lasted about 10 seconds before anyone could possible go and ask her what the hell was wrong with her. Good laughs...
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 11:38 AM       
It's work a lot better if it let out a scream or some other loud noise when someoe lifts the lid.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 01:59 PM       
The video had me in stitches. And your confession was also hilarious. Good times!
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 03:10 PM       
My question is is it flushable? I dunno... my fucked up friends would look at it and go "Cool... Now I'll drop a deuce on it!" and that would be the end of that.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 03:41 PM       
Nothing beats contact plastic on the toilet and unsuspecting users that need to use the toilet really bad.

Heh, good times.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 06:58 PM       
My God. You're not kidding about Monsturd either.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 09:24 PM       
Unless it's supposed to be the sentient aftermath of a spinach madeleine dinner, I say they wasted a perfect opportunity in making that thing green instead of brown.
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Old Oct 28th, 2008, 10:47 PM       
I remember those, now if you can make one that has fake eyes on the inside of the lid, and fake bloody teeth, that'd be awsome!
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Old Oct 29th, 2008, 12:15 AM       
Rog made a doody.
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Old Oct 29th, 2008, 05:06 AM       
I don't know which is scarier, the fact that you wear your pickle hat in the bathroom, or the toilet monster itself.
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Old Oct 29th, 2008, 11:08 PM       
Best scared reaction ever.
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 11:07 AM       
THANK YOU -Rog- I completely forgot about this me and my cousin played a great prank at a party with these things a long time ago I have to find one now!!!
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 05:54 PM       
Man, I gotta find that movie "Monsturd" it sounds absolutely hilarious from what I've read in IMDB. Maybe it would be cool to have some slime ooze off of the Toilet Monster as you open the lid, so that it would look really gross.
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 05:38 PM       
i need one of these for my plumbing teacher
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Old Oct 11th, 2010, 03:14 AM       
Weird, the only ones I've ever seen in catalogs were red. And I always thought "Wow, if they were only green like that Ghoulie they'd be way more effective". Guess I was wrong.
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