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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:21 PM       
I didn't see the Daisyhead comments until just now.

Anyway, Newbie #4 wasn't based on her/it. It's actually based on someone who's been on these forums for quite some time (hence, the comments in my first post about people being newbies for years).

Can you guess who? If you can, you must be ROYALLY intelligent.

Anyway, I'll probably do a couple more tonight.

Oh, and if you copy the URL of the red X picture, you'll get a super-good happy treat!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 08:31 PM       
I fixed ANNOUNCO's pic. I'd also like to thank crazyass13 for taking the time to register on this board fore the sole purpose of bitching to me about the added bandwidth of his one picture. I've never signle-handedly destroyed a website before.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 05:03 PM       
How did this get buried?

Newbie #9: Uncle Uncreative


This person uses the following forms of communication:

-Describing how a person or people are gay
-Making HILARIOUS nickname for a person's user name (Lamesman, Choadlick, Less Waste, MrsAdventure, etc)
-Calling your mom a whore

And I don't mean on occasion. I mean this is all they are able to do. This is it. Take a look, cuz this is it. And that's it. Right there, it's it. That's all there is. It's it. And that's that. I mean it.

The problem with these people... well fuck, isn't it obvious? And unfortunately since this is it, there's not much to work with when attempting to put them in their place (probably why they do it). So instead of trying a direct attack, just make up your own little characteristics about them. Wether it be that they eat babies, or have little gnomes living in their fat rolls, just make something up, and that use it non stop. Illustrations of said characteristic is a must.

If you are a Newbie Type #8, the least you can do is come up with something original or - dare I say it - funny. You'll still be a retarded annoying halfwit, but at least you'll be original.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 07:17 AM       
Oh my fucking god.

Why didn't you continue? This thread has truly made my day. Can you make more?
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 08:22 AM       
what type am I?
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 09:42 AM       
We're number 9!
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
You gotta let this go on man. There's a whole lot other type of newbies you can make fun of.

Take me for example. Or, Matt Harty (what a name by the way, how white can you get?)
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 11:00 AM       
I dont consider Jamesman a newbie, but he fits into "Newbie #4: Dickhead".

Before I even read this thread, just with the title "Jameman Presents" I knew it was going to be newbie bashing
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 11:15 AM       
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You gotta let this go on man. There's a whole lot other type of newbies you can make fun of.

Take me for example. Or, Matt Harty (what a name by the way, how white can you get?)
Speak for yourself dumbass.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 11:23 AM       
Jeef, I'm sure I'd have something to say in response to that, if I even knew what you were. Don't get me wrong, I recognize the name and all, but you're just another non-memorable user. Therefore, I have no direct response towards you, because I never bothered to know anything about you to use in this response.

As for the Newbie Types, I'm sure I could squeeze out one or two more (like Bumpy Bumpertonl the newbie who RESPONDS TO CLEARLY-DEAD THREADS). But this has run its course and is over with. But be sure to check out my future installments of Jamesman Presents.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 11:32 AM       
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This guy thinks he's God's gift to these boards. Everyone else is worthless shit whose opinions don't matter (usually because their opinions include "you're a dickhead"). With their holier-than-though attitude, they strut around the board attacking anyone who they've had run-ins with in other threads (usually about how much of a dickhead he is). This is a severe case; one that can keep a person in Newbie status for years.


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Jeef, I'm sure I'd have something to say in response to that, if I even knew what you were. Don't get me wrong, I recognize the name and all, but you're just another non-memorable user. Therefore, I have no direct response towards you, because I never bothered to know anything about you to use in this response.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 11:45 AM       
Saying your opinion doesn't matter, and that I'm better than you is completely different from saying you're not even memorable in any way, shape, or form.

If you don't post for 3 days, I'll forget all about you again. :/
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 12:34 PM       
Clueless Clark and (red)X-Man are both #7, so really there are nine different types.

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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 01:29 PM       
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You gotta let this go on man. There's a whole lot other type of newbies you can make fun of.

Take me for example. Or, Matt Harty (what a name by the way, how white can you get?)
Speak for yourself dumbass.
You are a pathetic loser. I have seen you lurking around the message board, and I have finally come to the conclusion that your very existence is a waste of vital oxygen supplies. I just wanted to take this opportunity to formally declare my disgust with you. Please, in the interest of humanity, die soon.

LOL! APRAL FOOLZ!!!111
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 02:07 PM       
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Bumpy Bumpertonl the newbie who RESPONDS TO CLEARLY-DEAD THREADS.

yep, that would be me on the old board.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
Well, I guess this really is dead then.

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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 02:45 PM       
I spy a newbie
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
I remember Jamesman giving me a #7 a while back and in my case I think that If I was to become less antagonistic I would be ignored and would be one of the more boring members. I really don't think that it matters what I type most people like to attack me. I like Jamesman and this list is funny but also somewhat jaded and reeks of a warped cast system to weed out members that might not suit his taste in character. Everybody is different sometimes it takes time to build up confidence in dealing with other people.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
"Caste."

Figures a newbie would make a mistake like that.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 04:06 PM       
NEWBIES HUH, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 04:09 PM       
Edited out because it was GAY
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 04:11 PM       
I don't think you 'got it.'
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
Most noobies have never touched a booby and I doubt they would know how caste is spelled. Your so smart Chojin.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
Bumpy Bumperton should be called "The Thread Necromancer" instead... but... your way is good too.
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