How did this get buried?
Newbie #9: Uncle Uncreative
This person uses the following forms of communication:
-Describing how a person or people are gay
-Making HILARIOUS nickname for a person's user name (Lamesman, Choadlick, Less Waste, MrsAdventure, etc)
-Calling your mom a whore
And I don't mean on occasion. I mean this is all they are able to do. This is it. Take a look, cuz this is it. And that's it. Right there, it's it. That's all there is. It's it. And that's that. I mean it.
The problem with these people... well fuck, isn't it obvious? And unfortunately since this is it, there's not much to work with when attempting to put them in their place (probably why they do it). So instead of trying a direct attack, just make up your own little characteristics about them. Wether it be that they eat babies, or have little gnomes living in their fat rolls, just make something up, and that use it non stop. Illustrations of said characteristic is a must.
If you are a Newbie Type #8, the least you can do is come up with something original or - dare I say it - funny. You'll still be a retarded annoying halfwit, but at least you'll be original.