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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
Why do you need a cash register at a "One Dollar" store?
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 07:27 PM       
Shut the fuck up already
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 08:18 PM       
that was a good short take, rongi
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 08:21 PM       
PAUL138 IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN AND I WISH TO BEAR HIS OFFSPRING.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 08:24 PM       
I miss jin posts.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 08:02 PM       
It wasn't enough my dog had to step in his own piss-nooooooo way-he had to sit in it too.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 04:38 PM       
It's funny to think that those automatic flushers are either detecting your dick or your ass. We've invented technology to recongize and react to our gentials and assholes.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
Sweet fucking fuck, shut up
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 05:16 PM       
Paul apparantly doesn't listen to anything but short takes.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 07:37 PM       
::yawn:: Been a while.

Lets all admit that Billy Madison deserved more than 1 star.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 07:40 PM       
YOU DO REALIZE YOU ARE SPITEFULLY UNFUNNY, RIGHT PAUL :/?
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 08:05 PM       
Fun with Puns: Hey, I like black culture. It's colorful.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 08:16 PM       
I SEE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SUCK :/.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 08:23 PM       
PAUL, DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR THROUGH YOUR PENAS DURING FURIOUS MASTURBATION IN YOUR PARENT'S GARAGE? I ASSUME THIS THEORY IS TRUE BECAUSE WHAT LITTLE CAME OUT IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE SIZE OF YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 09:34 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
Can Odor Eaters throw up?
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 08:36 PM       
I just found out that Daylight Savings Time has a corporate sponsor: Applebees.
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Old Apr 9th, 2003, 08:37 PM       
Every time I hear a Pink Floyd song I wonder how bored the drummer is. I wonder if the drummer is a machine for that matter. Who'd tell the difference?
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 06:14 AM       
funny how i feel the same way about you.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
I've thought of a great way to dump someone. Take your girlfriend to a root beer factory and tell them "Y'know, you remind me of this root beer because when you leave it out too long it goes stale and flat."
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Old Apr 27th, 2003, 10:15 PM       
The pill is evil. Every pill that has been made to reduce a certain ailment is perscribed more because magically reports of that ailment go up. Suddenly everyone is depressed, hyperactive, or can't get it up.
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Old Apr 27th, 2003, 10:29 PM       
You aren't very funny. And, apparently, you are very dumb.

Jin needs to post more.
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