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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 01:17 AM       
The best trick to lasting longer is to wear a condom.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 01:59 AM       
We aren't talking about relationships before your boyfriend leaves you.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 03:15 AM       
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We aren't talking about relationships before your boyfriend leaves you.
Oh. Well then how about he just watches Golden Girls while he whacks it?
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 03:58 AM       
Condoms are a handicap though.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 02:21 AM       
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Oh there's no problem with jacking off, it's the actual sex. How does somebody last longer during that?
there are these methods:

(1) By condoms called performa, I belive they are, by Trojan; they have a numbing agent inside of them.

(2) You can also buy an outright numbing agent to spray/apply to your cock, mst are applied 10 mins before sex to take full effect.

(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.

(4) Stop frequently and go down and eat the woman out. She won't complain that you've stopped.

(5) Cock rings can sometimes delay orgasms for men.

(6) If you can get a girl to do this, spend a few months or so getting jerked off for ten to twnety minutes a day by her, never coming to full ejaculation.

Doing this psychologically convinces the body that sex is not about ejaculation.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 04:15 AM       
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(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.
This is a really easy way to get a yeast infection for both parties.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 08:16 AM       
i'm gonna say this one more time because i'm a lady and you boys need to know a proper woman's opinion:

most women don't care how long you last as long as you get them off first. soooooo, do what you gotta do to get her off, do what you gotta do to get yourself off and get the fuck out.

i mean, uh, cuddle. yeah, cuddle.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 06:03 PM       
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(3) If you are young and ghetto, get breath sprays -- these have numbing agents inside of thema nd if you spray a whole lot on your dick, it will be numb; sometimes it takes a lot to make it work -- but I told u, it is ghetto.
This is a really easy way to get a yeast infection for both parties.
I didn't know. But I do know folks who have done it. I guess that could fuck something up, theoretically, but who knows? I am no expert. But I iwll heed caution with this.

And it is true -- just get the lady off -- use the silly numbing condom for however long, and then it doesn't even matter -- after she's done u can just do whatever.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 07:47 PM        Re: Lasting longer!!
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Ok ok, I really need some good tips here. How the hell do you last longer before ejaculation? I tried thinking about chairs in my most recent attempt but lasted even sooner than normal!
Wikipedia sez:

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By far the most common exercise is the so-called start-stop technique. While the technique varies, the purpose is to get the male accustomed to maintaining an erection for an extended period of time while gradually increasing sexual tolerance. In doing this exercise, the male obtains an erection through self-stimulation, or masturbation. After achieving an erection, he stops stimulating himself until he begins to lose his erection; at that point, he begins to stimulate himself again. Gradually, over a period of several weeks, he is able to stimulate himself for longer periods of time, eventually gaining ejaculatory control. In order for this technique to be successful, the male should avoid feeling discouraged if he ejaculates rapidly; instead, he should use his sexual responses to learn how to vary the technique in a way that most benefits him. The male can choose to integrate his partner into these exercises.
Male kegels can also help premature ejeculation.

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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:11 PM       
Haha, pussy.
Tip: Squeeze.
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