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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 03:15 AM       
Dude. Dr. Phil is one of the worst sources of advice that has existed this century. If you actually consider him a role model or a standard of excellence I cannot condone anyone doing anything you tell them to.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 05:30 AM       
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I've given advice to people here that, if they used it, it would work.
If it doesn't then they are probably total idiots that even Dr. Phil couldn't deal with.
Like simply asking a girl out. It's not complicated advice to give.
Like I said, what you think is good advice.
The ideal thing to do would to ask for her phone number first, then ask her out the next time you speak.
See, you girls don't know what the tricks are to winning you over, guys do. Chances are they have more expirence in it.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 05:35 AM       
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Rape her. Rape solves everything and it's an excellent stress reliever.
Pee Wee sure has changed since my childhood.
Not really. Not Paul Rubens anyway.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 05:42 AM       
Showing your pecker at an adult film doesn't count as rape.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 06:02 AM       
Just saying he's sexually dubious.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 07:20 AM       
I know, I was just being a dickhead.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:23 PM       
Asking a girl for her number is good and all, but I think it's really annoying when you aren't interested anymore, say after a date, and they keep calling you. That's why I always get the number, that way if I want to call I will.
It all comes down to the simple point that if someone is interested they just are, if they aren't then there really isn't anything you can do get past that friends part. Real life isn't like the movies.

And no, I don't think Dr. Phil is a role model or even a great relationship expert, I was just naming a name to name a name...
You know what I mean?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 08:58 PM       
Kee-Ryst.

Some of my best buddies are gay men. If some guy is interested in me but won't approach me because they *think* I might be snapping the fag, then I'm better off WITH the fag and my own fingers.

It just tells me that the straight guy has more issues than I care to deal with. I WANT a guy that knows what he wants and will go and get it.

(Even if it IS the gay guy)
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 03:23 AM       
It's because gay boys like to be pretty :<
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 06:49 AM       
I'm not gay and I like to be pretty. :angryface
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 09:58 AM       
Metrosexual. :/
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 12:33 PM       
NOBODY LIKES ANYBODY, CUNTS
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 01:47 PM       
Think to yourself "What would Kurgan do in this situation?"

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I took his head , and raped his woman!!!!"
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