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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 03:01 PM        guys i just thought up this joke
why did the prague trampoline store go out of business?















because they kept bouncing Czechs!
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 04:07 PM       
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 04:47 PM       
I can't really handle how awesome that joke is
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 05:00 PM       
A+ thread, son.
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 05:16 PM       
WAKA WAKA WAKA
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 08:14 PM       
i just used it on stage and won comedy contest
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 08:31 PM       
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i just used it on stage and won comedy contest
dont humour him, he may post again.
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 10:39 PM       
willie did you really laugh at my joke because if so this joke is a 100% success
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 11:04 PM       
But wait wouldn't that mean that the store is actually successful
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 02:50 AM       
not OUT LOUD, but yeah i thought that was a good one
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 11:36 AM       
I gots one.

Why Don't chickens have ears?

Because they live at Tyson Farms.
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 01:52 PM       
What did the Mexican student say when he was attacked by a pop quiz?

Get off me, essay!
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 03:20 PM       
Ok, so a guy entered a pun contest. He sent in ten puns in the hope of winning. But no pun in ten did! Plus, he has heart problems.
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 05:51 PM       
Wanna go hunt for giant squids?

Nautilus I have to!
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 08:26 PM       
Why do all anarchists drink herbal tea.
Because all proper-tea is theft.
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 09:43 PM       
Fish swims into a wall and says "Dam".
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Old Jun 13th, 2008, 11:00 PM       
A pirate walks into a bar with a large ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks the pirate, "Hey, is that thing bothering you?" And the pirate replies, "Yarr, it's drivin me nuts!"
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 12:15 AM       
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell
you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay..."
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 12:20 AM       
lol, this thread is hillarious
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 06:52 AM       
Why couldnt the lifeguard save the hippy. ?

He was too far out man.
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 08:01 AM       
Two cows are standing in a pasture. One asks the other, "Are you worried about this outbreak of mad cow disease?" The other replies, "No, it doesn't worry me at all. I'm a horse."
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 09:11 AM       
how many of you guys actually thought of your jokes yourself?

also, mine is still the best
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 09:42 AM       
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Why couldnt the lifeguard save the hippy. ?

He was too far out man.
I really like this one
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 09:42 AM       
You either beat this guy by 6 hours, he ripped you off, or it wasn't that original a pun. Or he's you.

http://truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/vi...93c649e4ee5db0
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Old Jun 14th, 2008, 09:49 AM       
I've never heard of saying something someone else said on the internet. That is crazy talk.
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