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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 02:25 AM        I Got A Blowjob
I just got a blowjob from my girl friend, and you didn't.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 02:33 AM       
I was going to say something painful here, but I just can't.

I'm happy for you, Gabe.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 02:47 AM       
Everything you say is painful...
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 02:53 AM       
Good medicine always tastes bad.

Funny, mentioning this in a blowjob thread gives it a whole new meaning too.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 02:56 AM       
Pick your insult.

a) "That's not true, I just got a blow job from your girlfriend too!"

b) "Wonderful, so did your Mom spit or swallow?"

c) "Just because he dresses like a woman, doesn't make him your girlfriend."

d) "Fucktard."

e) All of the above.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 02:58 AM       
f: LOVELINE FORUM, VIERA YOU DIPSHIT
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:17 AM       
What did Honeycutt do to go to jail?
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Aside from the alcohol, drugs, and John's obsession with underage sex and erotic torture, Camp Candy was the best summer I have ever spent[/center:a4e824286e]
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:18 AM       
for being rascist to spearchucker jones
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:20 AM       
Oh I though he raped klinger with his dress on.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:20 AM       
I could see it in his eyes
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:26 AM       
Honeycutt is cheating on Radar?!?
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:28 AM       
God, that was an aweful post.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:35 AM       
BJ is not gay and I'll fuck every man who says otherwise.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:36 AM       
FIGHT I mean fight every man
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:55 AM       
you can lick any guy in the joint
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 04:56 AM       
That's how Houlihan got the name "Hotlips".
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 06:11 AM       
I have a feeling the original title of this thread was "my first blowjob."
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 08:38 AM       
This thread needs to bypass Loveline and go staight to Mock Wars.
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Old Sep 25th, 2004, 09:06 AM       
You're not gay if you just gave it a small kiss once
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