Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #26  
The Retro Kat The Retro Kat is offline
Mocker
The Retro Kat's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MYANUS.
The Retro Kat is probably a spambot
Old Feb 13th, 2003, 08:46 PM       
Im surprised I was the first one to put down Ozzy, that should be a given.
__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
Reply With Quote
  #27  
whoreable whoreable is offline
Mocker
whoreable's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
whoreable is probably a spambot
Old Feb 13th, 2003, 09:08 PM       
I suprised people havent told you to SHUT THE FUCK UP. but then again they do.
________
Spice weed

Last edited by whoreable : May 6th, 2011 at 09:21 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Blackjack Blackjack is offline
Member
Blackjack's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Leeds, UK
Blackjack is probably a spambot
Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
Yawn.

Metallica, Master of Puppets era.

I've had my say.
Reply With Quote
  #29  
UnDeath UnDeath is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bremerton, WA
UnDeath is probably a spambot
Old Feb 16th, 2003, 08:08 PM       
Danzig, Samhain, Cryptopsy, Gwar, Iced Earth, Napalm Death, Nile, Meyham, Deicide, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Zack Wylde's BLS, Slayer, Pantera, Dimmu Borgir, Meshuggah, Cradle of Filth (I guess), Cryptopsy, Dying Fetus, Cannibal Corpse, Chimaira, and Deicide
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Lucas Lucas is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Amsterdam
Lucas is probably a spambot
Old Feb 19th, 2003, 07:08 AM       
Ah... finally Meshuggah is mentioned... so here we go

Bands that are just untouchable:
Meshuggah
At the Gates
Death (Why did you have to go Chuck??? )
Morbid Angel
Tool

Bands that are quite good:
Obituary
Carcass
Gorefest
Pleurisy
Emperor
Nile

All out war bands:
the Dillinger Escape Plan
Coalesce
Converge
Agoraphobic Nosebleed (coolest bandname ever too)
Botch
Kataklysm
Soilent Green
Ruins (is it still metal or just fucked up Jazz?)
the Locust
Pretty much everything out on Relapse or Tsadic records.

Hardcore:
Earth Crisis (albeit more nostalgic)
The Year of Our Lord (At the Gates ripoff basically)
Poison the Well
Shai Hulud
Strongarm
Sky Came Falling
Dead Blue Sky
Zao (I still can't believe that voice)

Nostalgic bands:
Pantera
Metallica
Sepultura

Noisecore:
Merzbow
Mike Patton's solo stuff
Shikari (no, not Shakira)... like to see them again...

Eh... what's the point in all of this?
Reply With Quote
  #31  
Ninjavenom Ninjavenom is offline
Lord Felch Demon
Ninjavenom's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Ninjavenom is probably a spambot
Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:38 PM       
The point? No one's heard of everything, so why not give them a chance to hear new stuff? I always like to find new bands to listen to. Audiogalaxy used to have a great listing of grind bands, and some are still available for download without buying their new damned service. They confuse genres sometimes though, so bear with 'em.
http://audiogalaxy.com/list/index.ph...D=26&offset=15
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Irwin M. Fletcher Irwin M. Fletcher is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Richmond, VA
Irwin M. Fletcher is probably a spambot
Old Feb 19th, 2003, 03:56 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Helm
Mayhem, darkthrone, the two bands you mentioned are some of the most stupid music I've ever heard.
Have you heard all of their shit, though? Newer Mayhem is whacked out, it's not raw, primal black metal at all. And Darkthrone started out as an incredible death metal band before they went Radio Shack sounding black metal. Their first record, "Soulside Journey", is fucking awesome.
__________________
Call me Dr. Rosenpenis.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Helm Helm is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mount Fuji
Helm is probably a spambot
Old Feb 21st, 2003, 12:53 PM       
Quote:
Death (Why did you have to go Chuck??? )
Overrated. Chuck died. Get over it.


As to Soulside Journey, as a juxtaposition to their black metal stuff, I suppose it's okay tech death metal, but on it's own, standing against Atheist or in the least, Pestilence that album fucking sucks, in my oppinion.

I retain the oppinion that the only black metal bands worth checking out are In The Woods..., Atrox, Ulver and Arcturus.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Skulhedface Skulhedface is offline
Asspunch McGruf
Skulhedface's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: !GNODAB
Skulhedface is probably a spambot
Old Feb 25th, 2003, 02:54 PM       
I agree with MOST of Luca's list... here's mine:

Acid Bath
Superjoint Ritual
Sabbatic Feast
Master
Six Feet Under
Jungle Rot
Cradle of Filth
Paradise Lost
Grave
Chidren of Bodom
GWAR
Soulfly
Down
My Ruin
Crowbar
Corrosion of Conformity (the EASIEST metal band to learn to play on guitar)
Despondency

Now you won't find some of them because they're underground... but other than Europe, as far as the US goes, Louisiana is to fucking metal what New Jersey was/is/claims to be for punk. If you can't go to Europe but you still want to go to local god damn GOOD metal shows, come to Louisiana.

Just steer clear of New Orleans. They belong on the Whiny Goth Board.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Generator86 Generator86 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: At the bottom of a bottle
Generator86 is probably a spambot
Old Mar 4th, 2003, 01:22 PM       
Jungle Rot? I'm not exactly sure where they hail from, but it's damn close to where I live. They got their start in the same bars that my band has played in.

The drummer from Anal Blast is the same guy that played on Kataklysm's "Temple Of Knowledge". 'Crimson Smell' is flat out wicked by Anal Blast.

Punk--Bad Religion (gods in my opinion), Propagandhi (also gods), Strung Out, I Spy, older Total Chaos, SNFU, Bracket(yeah, I know they're pretty poppy sounding, but I like 'em), FYP, Loranhein(although they're also considered metal).

I wish I could remember more, but back in my halycon days, I was just a little Epitaph/Fat Wreck nerd.
__________________
Dead nerds can't say no...

Quote:
you type well for being drunk...
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Helm Helm is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mount Fuji
Helm is probably a spambot
Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
Quote:
Corrosion of Conformity (the EASIEST metal band to learn to play on guitar)
Pretty much true. But Animosity fucking rules.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Skulhedface Skulhedface is offline
Asspunch McGruf
Skulhedface's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: !GNODAB
Skulhedface is probably a spambot
Old Mar 5th, 2003, 04:21 PM       
Definitely.

On a side note, I made sure to say that CoC was the easiest METAL band to play on guitar, because I usually get busted in person when I just say "easiest band".

Usually it goes something like this:
"CoC is the easiest band to learn how to play"
"Are you fucking stupid? Nirvana is!"
"OK, well then, CoC is the easiest METAL band to learn how to play"
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Helm Helm is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mount Fuji
Helm is probably a spambot
Old Mar 5th, 2003, 08:16 PM       
It's not funny in how CoC aren't exactly Metal.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Skulhedface Skulhedface is offline
Asspunch McGruf
Skulhedface's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: !GNODAB
Skulhedface is probably a spambot
Old Mar 5th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
"aren't exactly" is true, but it fits good enough for now. Besides, it doesn't really fit into the "Goth" or "Ska" threads.
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Ninjavenom Ninjavenom is offline
Lord Felch Demon
Ninjavenom's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Ninjavenom is probably a spambot
Old Mar 5th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
I think it's funny how people think it's a good idea to learn Nirvana on guitar. It's also kind of funny how people like to talk about how great Nirvana was. The best thing the band ever did was let Kurt smear his brains across the wall with a twelve gauge.
Reply With Quote
  #41  
Skulhedface Skulhedface is offline
Asspunch McGruf
Skulhedface's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: !GNODAB
Skulhedface is probably a spambot
Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:01 PM       
it IS a good idea... for BEGINNERS!!
Reply With Quote
  #42  
The Unseen The Unseen is offline
Senior Member
The Unseen's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Rottingham, New Hampshire
The Unseen is probably a spambot
Old Mar 10th, 2003, 02:31 PM       
i cannot fuckin believe that no one said GWAR until Skulhedface, even Helm's massive list missed it
__________________
Kickin' ass since 88
Reply With Quote
  #43  
Glorfindel Glorfindel is offline
Junior Member
Glorfindel's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sweden
Glorfindel is probably a spambot
Old Mar 10th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
Angra
Avantasia
Blind Guardian
Die Verbannten Kinder Evas
Dionysus
Dream Theater
Edguy
Elvenking
Freedom Call
HIM
Iron Maiden
Lake of Tears
Lost Horizon
Meatloaf
Nightwish
Rhapsody
Secret Sphere
Shaman
Sirenia
Sonata Arctica
Stratovarius
Summoning
The Sins of thy Beloved
Skyclad
Theatre of Tragedy
Trail of Tears
Tristania
Luca Turilli
Vintersorg
Reply With Quote
  #44  
CTX CTX is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
CTX is probably a spambot
Old Mar 17th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
No Shadows Fall? I'm suprised, they really are one of the few really talented true metal bands to come out in the last few years..

Some others I'm not sure were listed:

Cathedral, Paradise Lost, (I'm not a fan of those "I hate my life, kill me please, tear tear lyrics but these bands have a great sound) HammerFall, and Stratovarius.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #45  
Helm Helm is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mount Fuji
Helm is probably a spambot
Old Mar 18th, 2003, 06:55 PM       
Why I didn't have GWAR on my list:

I don't like GWAR.


Oh, and CTX, I'd appreciate it if you didn't say that this and that band are of the few talented bands to come out in the last few years, since you really know very little about the metal scene.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #46  
Lord Darian Lord Darian is offline
Member
Lord Darian's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Laissez-faire, Kentucky
Lord Darian is probably a spambot
Old Mar 18th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
I have to agree that shadows fall is good but not one of the best. This list is just my opinion. I listen to mostly alternative stuff so my list may not be as good as someone who always listens to metal.

Iron Maiden
Blind Guardian
candlemass
motorhead
megadeth
In Flames
D.R.I
Black Sabbath
Dream Theater
Old Metallica
Anthrax
Poison
donna summers

thats all I can think of I'm sure theres more I just don't know of it.
__________________
<<You got moxie kid!>>
Reply With Quote
  #47  
dreist dreist is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Oranienburg@Ger
dreist is probably a spambot
Old Mar 19th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
i didn`t know that metalheads in sweden listen to DIE VERBANNTEN KINDER EVA`S :/
What do you think of the latest Lake of Tears/the Neonai. I think it`s pretty shit. Headstones is one of my favorite albums.
bands that donĀ“t suck are:
Primordial
Lake of Tears / old stuff
Anathema
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
Dewin Townsend
Falconer
Mithotyn
Amon Amarth
Ensiferum
Kalmah
No Return
Darkane
Samael
In Flames
Satyricon
Obtest
....
Reply With Quote
  #48  
Ninjavenom Ninjavenom is offline
Lord Felch Demon
Ninjavenom's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Ninjavenom is probably a spambot
Old Mar 19th, 2003, 07:47 PM       
Kalmah
In Flames
Satyricon


Good calls.
Reply With Quote
  #49  
Helm Helm is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mount Fuji
Helm is probably a spambot
Old Mar 20th, 2003, 09:18 AM       
Satyricon are insanely bad. I can't believe anyone falls for either their newer pseudo intellectual harshness, or their older naive romantic BLAEK MAETL!!!111!! stuff. Absolutely awful.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #50  
Ninjavenom Ninjavenom is offline
Lord Felch Demon
Ninjavenom's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Ninjavenom is probably a spambot
Old Mar 20th, 2003, 02:37 PM       
STFU

honestly, though, I can't really argue with a guy who buys more albums than i'll ever dream of owning, so maybe their cds are terrible, but the two songs i heard aren't that bad. :/
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:45 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.