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Old Jun 21st, 2010, 11:05 AM       
A half ass placed rocket or a prox mine at about knee level will shut that little fucker up.
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Old Jun 21st, 2010, 12:21 PM       
Which should be easier to do with the motion controls. I played some of the N64 recently and all the memories of how horrible the controller is and always was broke it for me.
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Old Jun 21st, 2010, 08:56 PM       
btw i actually went back and watched nintendo's conference and transfer the crown of e3 2010 to them ;p
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Old Jun 21st, 2010, 11:32 PM       
I've said this before but N64's controller is fantastic and you're a bunch of wee little girls for not being able to use it

Except for how that control stick would wear out after about two uses, that wasn't very good.
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Old Jun 21st, 2010, 11:49 PM       
It's almost as bad as the Gamecube controller, the obtuse piece of shit.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2010, 05:46 AM       
I loved the gamecube controller. I don't know how anyone had any beef with it.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2010, 10:24 AM       
I liked the madcatz mini controllers on the gamecube. You had a 50/50 shot of the wiring cutting out on you about a month after you got it. If it was a good one though it was a bad ass controller.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 04:47 AM       
Are you a lady? You must have tiny tiny hands.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 12:13 PM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 02:07 PM       
I have massive, spindly hands. And the layout was never comfortable for me.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 10:13 PM       
the n64 controller did suck a dick, but the gamecube might have had the best controller ever.

anyway, you get used to goldeneye's control awful fast if you're not a tard and set it to either 1.2 (halo mode) or the two-controller mode.
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 05:44 PM       
I really like the original Xbox's massive brick controller.

It just felt right.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 06:48 AM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 10:38 AM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 09:33 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2010, 09:38 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2010, 05:56 PM       
I like the gamecube controller after playing enough smash bros. Only thing that was terrible about the GC controller was the z button. It felt like a fake RI button that was hard to use.
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Old Jul 11th, 2010, 04:17 AM       
I just remembered something that happened one time playing a board game with my roommates. We had to list off four James Bond movies, and you'd get a point for each movie that matches what someone else listed.

None of them listed Goldeneye (or any of the others I said. Russia with Love, Goldfinger, Octopussy). They immediately started pointing and laughing at me for listing Goldeneye, one of them shouting "THAT'S A VIDEO GAME NOT A MOVIE. MY DAD OWNS EVERY BOND MOVIE ON DVD". I had to pull out my laptop and play the fucking thing for those idiots.

I've never been so fucking pissed about pop culture trivia in my entire life.
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Old Jul 11th, 2010, 06:14 AM       
If none of them listed Goldfinger they failed as men and (the ones who actually are male) need to return their dicks so that people who are going to be men can use them
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Old Jul 11th, 2010, 03:05 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 12:17 PM       
My two favorite Bond movies are Goldfinger and Goldeneye.

And fuck whoever said the gamecube controller was shitty. It's the controller that I've liked the most out of any system, old or new.
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 01:21 PM       
Live and Die is the best. I heard Guns and Roses do a cover version on the radio yesterday and my stomach almost turned.


I didn't know they're using Daniel Craig as the voice/resembler for the goldeneye remake until now.
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