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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 01:56 AM        WIMBLEDON!!!
Do you guys like tennis?, well i don't like it very much but i can't stop watching some ladies games on TV, i mean look that two sisters Venus and Serena Williams, they're pretty hot, didn't they?, also screaming girls like Maria Sarapova, or the cutest babe Anna Kournicova , i mean is also a funny sport to watch, what do you think guys?
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 06:20 AM       
One time Jim Rome called women's tennis "soft core porn".

I laughed for about 10 minutes at that.

Is Roger Federer still the unstoppable powerhouse of tennis?
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 10:56 AM       
the word wimbledon makes me think of a snooty butler

"WIMBLEDON!!! FETCH ME MY SPATS!"

"Right away, sir."
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 05:23 PM       
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the word wimbledon makes me think of a snooty butler

"WIMBLEDON!!! FETCH ME MY SPATS!"

"Right away, sir."
Why are you wearing spats? Didn't those go out of style at the turn of the century?
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 07:43 PM       
RICH PEOPLEE ALL WEAR SPATS

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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 07:46 PM       
Wimbledon is so very not posh.




Also, yes, I like the ladies tennis.
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 09:43 AM       
Spats! That's sooo 19th century. Jodhpurs are the appropriate terminology in the Victorian era.

My word.

I'm all about the ladies. Tennis, that is.
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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 10:13 PM       
I am so depressed about my brackets imploding that I need to cheer myself up, so here is a picture of Anna Kournikova eating a banana

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Old Mar 21st, 2008, 10:58 PM       
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Old Jun 2nd, 2008, 01:59 PM       
It's still the Roland Garros in france, so Wimbledon is next up. The NZ female number one keeps being knocked out in the first round of her competitions, and it's getting a little sad how the media build her up as if this will be the one where she shines and then ignores her as she crashes out. Anyway, the reason I'm bumping this unpopular topic is a news headline I found amusing:
Jankovic blames heavy balls for her injuries
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 02:55 PM       
New Zealand's tennis hope, Marina Erakovic, is through to the second round after beating her doubles partner. Her next opponant, Julia Georges, has a world ranking 40 points lower than Erakovic, so that gives a fifty/fifty chance of being knocked out. Erakovic has never made it to the third round of a big tournament, so it's all down to luck.

Maybe Georges will have an unfortunate accident due to excessive carelessness. :triadbrothers
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 03:12 PM       
I'm watching a game Savchuk vs Jankovic but none of these girls is cute as Martina Hingis, oh man i love short hair girls, i hope won't miss the serena williams match next up because she's too damn hot for me
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Old Jun 26th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
Marina Erakovic is through to round three! Best performance yet, but her next opponant is ranked within a couple of points, so even with a good effort I doubt she'll progress further.
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Old Jun 28th, 2008, 08:14 AM       
And the US men come up real small yet again in a major tournament. Hopefully they'll be practicing prior to the US Open in August. :P

On the plus side, the Williams sisters are kicking some serious butt. I don't think either has lost a set yet.
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Old Jun 29th, 2008, 12:37 PM       
Yeah, Erakovic was flattened by Tamarine Tanasugarn.
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Old Jun 30th, 2008, 03:12 PM       
Tamarine Tanasugarn knocked out an injured Jelena Jankovic.

Venus is gonna put that jammy Thai in her place.
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Old Jun 30th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
It's looking more and more like an "all-Williams" final is in the cards ... again.
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Old Jul 1st, 2008, 12:17 PM       
And the Williams sisters cruise on into the semis .... Neither has lost a set yet.
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