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Old May 21st, 2011, 02:14 PM        HAPPY BARFDAY MAX BURBANK!
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, SO EAT ALL THE GODDAMNED CELEBRATORY CAKE YOU WANT TODAY!
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Old May 21st, 2011, 02:28 PM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESECAKE JELLYBEAN BOOM
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:13 PM       
Congratulations on still being alive, Mister Burbank.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:17 PM       
Happy birthday Maxim. Enjoy it until the end.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:19 PM       
Happy Birthday Max. Now, about those sheep ....
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:19 PM       
Happy Birthday Max <3
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Old May 21st, 2011, 04:16 PM       
Jews don't get to go to heaven.
They have to stay behind and fight the demons.
I wish I could spend my birthday fighting demons..
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Old May 21st, 2011, 11:06 PM       
They stay behind and run post-rapture pet care.
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Old May 22nd, 2011, 12:44 PM       
I hope you have a great day-after-birthday day.
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Old May 23rd, 2011, 02:20 AM       
Fuck you old man

...is what I would say if we were familiar enough with each other to sincerely wish you a "happy birthday".
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Old May 27th, 2011, 05:44 PM       
I would like to echo the sentiments conveyed by Roger. Come around here more often; this board is decidedly un-curmudgeonly despite the number of old fucks who post here.
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Old May 27th, 2011, 08:49 PM       
I resemble that remark.
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Old May 29th, 2011, 08:49 AM       
Thanks gang. Being 49 is kind of nebulous, and the much hoped for end of days was a huge disappointment, but your well wishes make me want to kill things just a little bit less.
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