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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 02:16 AM        <3 Day Be Coming
whos going to be alone? Who's going to get some flowers/pay too much for sht?

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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 02:39 AM       
i have class all day however, i have a sneaky suspicion that some creepy highschool boy is planning something for me.


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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 02:42 AM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 02:46 AM       
I was planning on doing something creepy to elx.
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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 03:01 AM       
even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right? you could plan something bromantic!
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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 04:12 AM       
I'll be at work. My girl didn't want to do anything and I can't be bothered arguing that she doesn't actually mean it. We're going out for dinner later, but no chocolates/flowers etcetera, etcetera.
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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 02:56 PM       
I will be studying for an exam, pretending that it's not depressing.
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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 05:24 PM       
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even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right? you could plan something bromantic!
not really :/
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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 06:01 PM       
I did up some home-made almond/marshmellow/cherry chocolates and individually wrapped them in tin foil, which is awesome because no girl (or other guy, for some reason) has ever realized just how much of a low-effort, lazy cop-out it is. just sitting in the freezer now.


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Old Feb 13th, 2011, 09:07 PM       
Me -> Him: A mandolin, chocolate-covered bacon, and a large Reese's heart.

Him ->Me: A box of nice chocolates and a promise to repair the engagement ring at some later date (the stone is in perpetual danger of falling out and the store has already fucked up the repair twice).

Me -> Toddler Daughter: A tiny box of chocolates with a puppy on the lid, a toy puppy whose cheeks light up and it says, "I wuff you" when you squeeze it, and an orchestral-grade triangle (get it? Love triangle?)
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 12:15 AM       
Im makin my girl her fav crab soup, then we'll probably get really drunk offa some wine.

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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 01:24 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 02:08 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 10:55 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 11:13 AM       
I hope you bought k-y brand INTENSE. IT IS ALL YOU NEED THAT IS WHAT THE TV SAYS.
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 11:24 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 01:58 PM       
i might go see a comedy show

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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 02:08 PM       
I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 02:52 PM       
i'm going to see maria bamford, though
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 05:49 PM       

I will refer to Maria Bamford as a comedian and not a "comedienne".
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 08:47 PM       
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I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.
Yeah the stupid ones. YOU MEAN BEING ABLE TO TRICK HER INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME AND HAVING A MATCHING SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE???
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 08:54 PM       
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Yeah the stupid ones. YOU MEAN BEING ABLE TO TRICK HER INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME AND HAVING A MATCHING SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE???
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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 09:12 PM       
Meanwhile, girls who "get" shit never seem to get the opportunity.
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