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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:17 AM       
ITS MY SISTERS GRADUATION PARTY SO ILL BE DRUNK TRYING TO PICK UP ON HER SINGLE FRIENDS
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Old May 21st, 2011, 04:55 AM       
Esuohlim here reporting from Detroit! Burning buildings in the distance in every direction crumbling before my eyes. Rioters and looters tearing up the streets. Dead bodies are everywhere.

Absolutely no sign of the rapture yet, though. I'll keep you posted on updates.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 06:32 AM       
I just got raptured. Heaven sucks, there is nothing but white women.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 07:18 AM       
I have few errands that i need to get done today. I've been blowing it off in the past few days but with the upcoming rapture at 6 oclock today I better get my ass moving.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 07:20 AM       
I made a bet with a believer for $100. If the world doesnt end, he owes me $100. If the world does indeedy end, then I owe him $100.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 09:08 AM       
It has been mad foggy today and yesterday. Rapture fog. It looks like Stephen Kings the mist fog.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 10:06 AM       
I was encouraged to sleep in today, must be the end times.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 10:10 AM       
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ITS MY SISTERS GRADUATION PARTY SO ILL BE DRUNK TRYING TO PICK UP ON HER SINGLE FRIENDS
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Esuohlim here reporting from Detroit! Burning buildings in the distance in every direction crumbling before my eyes. Rioters and looters tearing up the streets. Dead bodies are everywhere.

Absolutely no sign of the rapture yet, though. I'll keep you posted on updates.
Updates.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 11:07 AM       
I have "Rapture" of Puppets stuck in my head by Metallica now too.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 02:27 PM       
i got a gameboy color and gba for $1 and a jvc nx-ps1 for $5. these raptureday bargains are nice.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 02:31 PM       
FUCK I SHOULD"VE THOUGHT OF SOME GENIUS SHIT LIKE THEY DID THAT FAKE FAPTURE IN THE 1800S

SELL SPECIAL RAINBOW FAPTURE SHIRTS FOR A HUGE PRICE
OFFER PEOPLE SMALL AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR THEIR HOUSE SO TH EY CAN GO ON A FINAL VACATION
FORGIVE PEOPLE OF THEIR SINS FOR A SMALL/LARGE FEE
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Old May 21st, 2011, 02:37 PM       
Provoke a horde of athiests to march in front of a church.

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Old May 21st, 2011, 02:41 PM       
WE COULDVE ALL BEEN RICH IF WE WOULDVE PLAYED OUR CARDS RIGHT
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:16 PM       
Right now I'm downloading porn illegally. I should punch a baby in the face for good measure.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:40 PM       

NOTE: I didn't make this
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Old May 21st, 2011, 04:55 PM       
1 hour 5 minutes to go. Waiting for the apocalypse.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 04:56 PM       
Maybe I'll just watch "Never Say Never" again, and call it a night.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 04:59 PM       
Sounds like a Bieberrific evening Colonel

EDIT: Or you could watch Sean Connery play Bond one last time in "Never say never again"
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Old May 21st, 2011, 05:18 PM       
I've got some warm cookies and cold milk set out just for Santa.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 07:01 PM       
I pretty much just napped all day. What'd I miss?
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Old May 21st, 2011, 07:03 PM       
I feel all floaty and stuff.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 07:19 PM       
Well that's a fine how-do-you-do! It's been a perfectly quiet day.

Would it have been too much to ask for a few zombies or something?
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