Baby shit.

[pjalne]

You know, Shut Up, I've got a lot of books to read for my upcoming exam. Half of them are written in plain English. The rest are written with as many big words as possible, sometimes to the point where each sentence is half a page long. Everyone in my class knows every word written in that book. Which is why it pisses us off that the just-turned-professors can't just write sentences that don't take ten fucking minutes to figure the hell out where start or stop. And when we finally get five pages into the books, guess what we have learned?

That most American films are produced by studios.

Starting a sentence with 'alas' does not make you smart, neither does cramming baby shit into a backpack. Anybody can write the shit you write, there's just a good reason why we don't when we don't try to impress exam cernsors.

EDIT:
I just read page two of this thread, and found that my point was made twice already. I'll still leave my post here, since I think it was a good point.