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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:05 PM        So they made a Kangaroo Jack 2...
It's a direct-to-video (SURPRISE) animated film. I saw the commercial, and blood just started leaking out of my ears.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=dvd&n=507846


The worst part of this? The list price is $25 (but you can get it for $22 on Amazon, whoopie).

-Someone decided Kangaroo Jack needed a sequel.
-Someone decided they could sell the movie for $25.
-Someone decided Christmas was the perfect time to release this.

Whoever is someone is, they must intentionally be trying to up the suicide count this Christmas.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:16 PM       
loisngdsgaahajsr

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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:19 PM       
Anthony Anderson makes history being the first rapist to be animated into a children's cartoon.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:19 PM       
I'm really starting to think James is 15 or works for a crappy ad company.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:32 PM       
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I'm really starting to think James is 15 or works for a crappy ad company.
Didn't you read his post?

He saw the commercial.

Commercials air everywhere on tv.

Shut up.

You are cataclysmically stupid.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
Jacks got Bling.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 05:44 PM       
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learn how to draw a woman yet? I guess you have to touch one first
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 08:37 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 09:27 PM       
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Anthony Anderson makes history being the first rapist to be animated into a children's cartoon.
I'm pretty sure MJ's been animated before.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 09:55 PM       
Im sorry. first BLACK rapist..
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 10:56 PM       
Wasn't Jeffrey Jones animated in the Beetlejuice series?

Oh wait, he only took pictures of kids.
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 04:49 AM       
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You are cataclysmically stupid.
learn how to draw a woman yet? I guess you have to touch one first
Nope, sorry, I haven't yet learned to draw the female figure properly, which is actually a pretty hard thing to master in drawn form.

When you're going to insult someone for lack of drawing skills or something, make sure that the thing you're laughing at them for isn't actually pretty hard to do for everyone but the greatly gifted.
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 07:58 AM       
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takes practice :/
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 08:32 AM       
kangaroo jack is down wid tha kidz and big with the bling bling, hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool.
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 07:21 PM       
fartin, you should have just kept insulting him. this is how it goes here the first insult was really funny, and actually made me laugh.
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 05:33 PM       
I just keep imagining a little crying dutch boy when I think of SpectarX
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 08:40 AM       
I can't cry, because my tear ducts dried out.

You JERK!
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 03:29 PM       
Tie Me Kangaroo Jack Down Sport,
And Shoot him in the head
so he can't make anymor crappy films Sport
Now I am happy I am dead
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Great! Now, leave!
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