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10,000 Volt Ghost · #51

Got some stovepipe porter and oatmeal stout for tonight.

MattJack · #52

beer is aight, generally I go with Abita Andygator, but real men drink bourbon.

Just sayin.

Geggy · #53

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

Arrogant Bastard is fucking delicious. I just hate how expensive it is.

Its not bad considering it has higher abv than an ale with average abv that cost less so you're pretty much getting the same what you pay for. My days of drinking duirng social events ended 1 and half year ago but I just love the taste of beer and can't seem to let go of it. I usually pour just a small amount of bastard in a scotch glass to go with my dinner like I do with other type beer in 22-40 oz bottle. Cuz beer is both fucking delicious and can fill me up quickly. Sometime just for fun I drink brooklyn lager to go with taco bell food. Awesome, awesome stuff.

By the way you know that you can buy an 18 pack of miller high life in bottles for only 10 bucks? That's like 60 cents per bottle.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #54

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Originally Posted by Geggy

Its not bad considering it has higher abv than an ale with average abv that cost less so you're pretty much getting the same what you pay for. My days of drinking duirng social events ended 1 and half year ago but I just love the taste of beer and can't seem to let go of it. I usually pour just a small amount of bastard in a scotch glass to go with my dinner like I do with other type beer in 22-40 oz bottle. Cuz beer is both fucking delicious and can fill me up quickly. Sometime just for fun I drink brooklyn lager to go with taco bell food. Awesome, awesome stuff.

By the way you know that you can buy an 18 pack of miller high life in bottles for only 10 bucks? That's like 60 cents per bottle.

There's a bar I go to sometimes where the Bastard is $9 for it which is really terrible.

Miller High life bottles tastes so much better than out of cans. I have to go to my dads house to get a picture of the basement. Instead of wallpaper there are Miller high life cans completely lining 3 walls.

MLE · #55

Natty Boh from bottles. <3

10,000 Volt Ghost · #56

Do we have a thread that is "got so drunk I said this or did that thread" ?

If so I'll have to move this to there but I drank a bunch of oatmeal stout and stovepipe porter. This led me to having to idea of barefist fighting an alligator. Jamming my knuckles down its throat, ripping out its interior. Then wearing the gator as a suit. Fashioning some headlights into its eyesockets to look like the gator ghoul.

Sam · #57

Stovepipe Porter must be some good shit.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #58

Between it being good and me triple fisting beer.

bigtimecow · #59

i am now changing the title of this thread, because i have some FANTASTIC drunk stories to tell

Pentegarn · #60

I am seeing a trend I am not sure I like (I was lucky to avoid it for quite awhile but more and more places have it now)

Beer in PLASTIC bottles!

Call me old fashioned, but I like my beer in nice brown glass bottles. If I wanted a drink in a plastic bottle I would be drinking juice and soda.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #61

:HIGHFIVE to glass bottles.

Let the drunk stories roll.

If you drink 20 pints of beer at this pub you get your own mug with a name and number on it. 5 pints per day drinking max. It's far away so it took me longer to get mine. Finished my card and handed it in 2 months ago

Finally came it and they fucked it up

BEER FAIL

Sam · #62

oh shit they fucked it up good

10,000 Volt Ghost · #63

THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD IT RIGHT

Sam · #64

THOSE IGNORANT FUCKS

stevetothepast · #65

hahahaha

I wanna try stovepipe porter, mostly because I like the name.

Babs · #66

I GOT SO DRUNK TONIGHT AND DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BASH OUT MY GIRLFREINDS BROTHERS CAR WINDOW BECAUSE HE'S A FGGT

Kitsa · #67

report back on how that goes.

I miss whiskey, specifically black and red label (haven't tracked down blue label to try). I miss Dos Equis. I miss gigantic fucking margaritas from our mexican place in town where I think they just try to get the gringas loaded. I miss Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling and I even miss my standby Red, White and Blue Heron.

I missed Manischewitz for Hanukkah. I had to drink grape juice.

Babs · #68

Last night was ridiculous. I kind of lost all of my composure seeing as I couldn't keep it together after having this 18 year old wannabe ****** in my face. This poor existence of human life has bothered me way to long and be trying to get in my personal life so I lost it. I had a few beers, roughly 10 or so not feeling real tipsy but just enough to get pissed off if I heard one more thing. I was dropping my girl friend off at her parents for the night and she decided it was a good idea to get out of the car in front of her house and call me a piece of shit and that I was selfish while her brother was in his car right out front. Trying to be the tough guy he is, he gets out of his car and exclaims in the most ******ish of voices. "WHY MUH SISTA YELLIN FO!" Really pisses me off, so I decide to act like I'm grabbing something out of my backseat just to fuck with him and just tell him to fuck off and none of what was going on was his business. He proceeds to call me a faggot and go back to his car and I decided I wasn't going to let that fly on by. I first back my car out of the drive way, park it in the street and take this ice scraper that was in my front passenger seat and get out of the car. I'm staring this pathetic fat fuck down and just start beating his window in and yelling all sorts of obsentities. I get back in my car real slow and wait to see if he'll get out, which he doesn't, and then I proceed to drive my way back home.

It's now the next day, the shit has hit the fan. I'm tired of her and her fucking pathetic family. I'M DONE SON!

Tadao · #69

you guys are soooooooooo hardcore

Chojin · #70

i like sake.

Babs · #71

im so hood nucca

Pentegarn · #72

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Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES

Last night was ridiculous. I kind of lost all of my composure seeing as I couldn't keep it together after having this 18 year old wannabe ****** in my face. This poor existence of human life has bothered me way to long and be trying to get in my personal life so I lost it. I had a few beers, roughly 10 or so not feeling real tipsy but just enough to get pissed off if I heard one more thing. I was dropping my girl friend off at her parents for the night and she decided it was a good idea to get out of the car in front of her house and call me a piece of shit and that I was selfish while her brother was in his car right out front. Trying to be the tough guy he is, he gets out of his car and exclaims in the most ******ish of voices. "WHY MUH SISTA YELLIN FO!" Really pisses me off, so I decide to act like I'm grabbing something out of my backseat just to fuck with him and just tell him to fuck off and none of what was going on was his business. He proceeds to call me a faggot and go back to his car and I decided I wasn't going to let that fly on by. I first back my car out of the drive way, park it in the street and take this ice scraper that was in my front passenger seat and get out of the car. I'm staring this pathetic fat fuck down and just start beating his window in and yelling all sorts of obsentities. I get back in my car real slow and wait to see if he'll get out, which he doesn't, and then I proceed to drive my way back home.

It's now the next day, the shit has hit the fan. I'm tired of her and her fucking pathetic family. I'M DONE SON!

Well before you get arrested for whatever charges they file against you, you should slap up those Secret Santa pics :P