Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.
Don Carlson, the homosexual, bigoted pyromaniac from Portland, Oregon.
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
Anyone see the advertisements that pop up on the top of the screen with this guy on it?
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He makes me laugh every time I see it. Was gonna keep my dennis avatar til sunny came back on, but when I saw that guy in the ad this time, looking all stupid and fed up, I had to have him.
Whenever I used to drink, the only thing that really appealed to my taste was wine. I didn't enjoy drinking much else. If I wanted to get really drunk, I'd drink rum and coke, but even that I didn't really enjoy as much as wine.
I bartended a wedding tonight in which the brides maides (striking dames if I may say) clamped their buttcheeks around a quarter and tried to walk it to and drop it into a cup. Needless to say it was very arousing.
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."