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Old Mar 21st, 2010, 06:43 PM        Dear "Digger"
Since I now live with people who watch NASCAR, I have been introduced to you. The NASCAR fans want to shoot you both on principal and out of irritation. I want to torture you because you make NASCAR even worse. No one loves you, except for the announcers who chuckle stupidly and declare "THARS DIGGER! HYUCK! ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING, THE WINGS BEING REPLACED BY THE SPOILER BLAH BLAH-"

But wait! You have a FAMILY now. Maisy Duke, the "sexy, inbred woodchuck". A senile, half-blind gopher in a wheelchair. With SOUND EFFECTS. Ooh, and there's the precious "Digger Cam"! Watch out, Digger, the cars are gonna run you over!

What? You want me to buy Digger gear? I can proudly adorn my chest and head with buck-toothed redneck rodents?! FUCK YES, WHERE ARE THE BEER HATS?



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Old Mar 21st, 2010, 06:44 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2010, 06:47 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2010, 06:52 PM       
Hey Gus, put yourself in my shoes for a minute. Wouldn't you also want to infract the fuck out of a NASCAR post? You're putting me in a hard situation here
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Old Mar 21st, 2010, 07:03 PM       
INFRACT ME, I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING

I'm pretty much hoping to get Mattjack's input here, if he IS that one NASCAR fan around here that I remember
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Old Mar 21st, 2010, 08:53 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2010, 09:15 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 05:37 AM       

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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 06:36 AM       
i'd rather be a trapper anyday than some dirty digger

i could catch a helpless animal
skin it with my bare hands
i'd wake up muddy
and go to bed bloody
cause i'm a trappin' man
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 08:36 PM       
He's talking about this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXiwa86HqqI
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 09:08 PM       
Thanks, Nick.

You're right, GG, he deserves death. With pain.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 01:17 AM       
SCANDALIZE SOME DIGGERS
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