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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 01:16 AM        All of my friends are girls
All 9 of them. And I like hanging out with and talking to them all.

And I'm only attracted to one of them.

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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 01:17 AM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 01:19 AM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 01:19 AM       
Either you're so shallow, than you can't look past how ugly the other 8 are, or you're so attracted to the one, that no other girl matters.

Or they have secret penises.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 01:21 AM       
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or you're so attracted to the one, that no other girl matters.


Why do I give the other ones the time of day though? Huh? Huh?

(I KNOW WHY. LOL. I JUST LIKE ASKING)

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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 01:52 AM       
Only ugly people think that you're shallow if you're not into ugly women.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 02:16 AM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 02:21 AM       
I am shallow.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 04:26 AM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 08:30 AM       
Well, it's simple. They aren't high enough on your ladder in the sense that you would want to sleep with them.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 08:53 AM       
I think i was drunk with one of the girls in your avatar, numbers guy.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 03:44 PM       
The prettier a girl is, the more ugly girls are required to prop her up and tell her how pretty she is ... a mathematical principle is at work here.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 03:59 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
My best friend is a girl, and even though I'm not really that attracted to her I want to get married because we would be the perfect couple.

'Cause when your best friend is a girl, you can say stuff like "What's it like having a large, ugly stab wound between your legs that bleeds for 45 years and never heals?"
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