Alone in a Spooky Old House

[Supafly345]

I live in the Seattle suburbs, with many uptight, lawncare happy, middle-aged gems. The houses in my area are around the 300k range, and so the kind of people that live there don't take kindly to a house like this, or its inhabitants. There are way too many white people, the only minorities are one house several blocks over that houses a family of central americans of somekind... I think.
I am probably the closest thing to a juvenile delinquent this neighborhood ever sees, and to the title I fit.
I may leave my lawn unraked for nearly a whole month. They just cannot stand crimes like that.

[Esuohlim]

[Pee Wee Herman]

IT'S LIKE THE ODD COUPLE, EXCEPT WITH WAY MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE.

RICH WHITE PEOPLE AND A GUY WHO FUCKS BLACK CHICKS

[camacazio]

We actually don't live in the Suburbs, SupaFly. You're confused about my neighborhood you're invading.

[Supafly345]

I know, it just sounded better than urbs.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

I may leave my lawn unraked for nearly a whole month. They just cannot stand crimes like that.

You bastard!

[camacazio]

I just got back from SupaFly's house. Holy shit it's creepy. It's just like a stereotypical horror movie setting. I kept expecting to see a bloody decaying person scratching on the big window in the main room, or some sort of hideous beast in a mirror. There's just something to the windows and the shades, and the cracks in the walls, and that weird bed that hasn't been touched in years, it all is so creepy. I wasn't fortunate enough to see the basement though.

He showed me the I-mock pack he won for the Law4Kids contest though. That was pretty cool.

[ArrowX]

my house is like that It scares me. In the middle of the night you can hear ppl walking around but everyoned in bed...and the people who owned it be4 my parents had their son AND the male owners brother both die in the same room which is now mine and someone hung themself with an extension cord a few houses over. i think he haunts my street.

[Gurlugon]

[AChimp]

One of the previous owners of the house I live in died on the front sidewalk. Sometimes when I'm alone and in the basement, I can hear footsteps walking around upstairs.

Priests once came to my house and blessed every room with holy water, too. I guess it didn't work.

[Supafly345]

Well, because of the sinkhole on the side of the house that appeared in the 70's, this house has been eternally creaking since it is slowly falling apart. It was funny when Mark kept trying to turn on the lights when there was no switch on the side of the wall, and slammed his knuckles on the wall repeatedly trying to find it; it happened in just about every room he entered.

[camacazio]

My name isn't Mark, god damnit!

[French Guy]

We have a haunted toilet. When someone sits on it , it rocks and sways and makes horrible noise and stuff. Also one time a black rat snake managed to come up the pipes into the toilet and was sitting in it when I walked in. Another creepy thing about my house is that a man was unpluging a T.V. and lighting struck the house and killed him in my room and now at night the T.V. will just suddenly come on.
It scares me

[ArrowX]

NOBODY BELEIVES THE FRENCH
LIES I TELLS YA

[Supafly345]

Its funny, how my house is probably the scariest of anybody that posted in this thread, and yet, nothing horific has ever happened in it; no family member has ever died in or even around it, I never heard of any murders happening in the area, my grandmother's ghost has always been nice to me, and the only UFO's around here are the pices of shit I throw over the fence into my neighbor's patio with a shovel whenever their dogs gets out.

[French Guy]

Arrowx I am not french but i thought it was a funny name and secondly My house really is creepy especially the basement a racoon(my pet) lives down there and he jumps out of dark corners sometimes

[Sajuuk]

Damn, I read this thread at 11:48 and I believe that there is something haunting the room under the stairs.

[JerkFromGermany]

Germany + Very old House (like mine) + Raging Storm =Horrific Nazi Ghosts

[Supafly345]

Obviously thinking the country is very cool, and that is is very cool to live there, Mr. Jerk finds a way to mention his residence in every aspect of his life.
The car dealership: "Hey, do you have any German cars? I live in Germany you know, so I need a German car."
The Bakery: "Do you have any german chocolate cake? And since you brought it up, I live in Germany, did you know that?"
The streets of Germany: "Yeah, you see me, I live in Germany." "Hey you! I live in Germany" "How's it going, my name is Jerk, and I live in Germany." "Hello, Germany" "Yeah, Germany!" "Germany." "Huh? Germany" "Germany!" "I don't know what language you are speaking, but I live in Germany!"

Everytime you buy from Sony and Nintendo, God kills a kitten

Wow, Germans are original and funny.

[JerkFromGermany]

Die.

[JerkFromGermany]

PS: i don´t like my country.

[Anonymous]

Schimid would love this thread

Seriously, though, Supa? If we ever get the funds, do you mind if we shoot a film at your house?

[camacazio]

I've been trying to get him to let me for months now, before I even saw it. Now I want to more than ever.

[JerkFromGermany]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

Obviously thinking the country is very cool, and that is is very cool to live there, Mr. Jerk finds a way to mention his residence in every aspect of his life.
The car dealership: "Hey, do you have any German cars? I live in Germany you know, so I need a German car."
The Bakery: "Do you have any german chocolate cake? And since you brought it up, I live in Germany, did you know that?"
The streets of Germany: "Yeah, you see me, I live in Germany." "Hey you! I live in Germany" "How's it going, my name is Jerk, and I live in Germany." "Hello, Germany" "Yeah, Germany!" "Germany." "Huh? Germany" "Germany!" "I don't know what language you are speaking, but I live in Germany!"

Wow, Germans are original and funny.

Oh, i really want to be your friend!

[Meeg]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

You know, my great-grandmother actually DIED on a mattress I used to sleep on for years and my mom didn't tell me this until we were about to get rid of it.

After my great grandma died, my grandma gave my sisters and me her wig... ya pretty sick. I wore that too sometimes. I was like 5 years old. I guess her scalp wasn't too pretty either. It creeped my mom out. Thinking about it makes my head itch.
---Meeg