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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 07:04 PM        Elementary School!
I was just searching google to find out whatever happened to my old elementary school - My school burned down in the 5th grade and they ended up moving the kids into a public middle school.

Anyway, apparently they rebuilt and have a sound system where all the teachers wear microphone buds.

http://www.educationworld.com/a_issu...ssues242.shtml

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Some glitches, though, are inevitable. "We've had some embarrassing moments," Ellis says. "Sometimes teachers forget to turn off the microphones in the hallway or in the bathroom."
Can't imagine elementary school kids would handle that professionally.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 08:19 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 08:34 PM       
I know this will probably sound fabricated, but in 8th grade I had an overweight science teacher that insisted on wearing a microphone during class at all times. One day he excused himself to attend a "meeting," and the entire class was treated to the sound of him urinating while huffing and puffing after a long walk to the bathroom.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 08:48 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 08:51 PM       
As a bonus, I was also suspended during his class for attempted arson. What happened was that I was messing around with the switch on a hotplate before going to lunch, and I didn't realize that the hotplate was plugged in and stacked underneath another plate. A few weeks and a police report later, I got treated to a week off of school, with a one day in-school suspension.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 08:52 PM       


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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
i hope that cupcake was infected with hiv
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 09:40 PM       
then there wont be anybody to make fun of rockets green or yellow? whatever the fool is.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 09:42 PM       
Thanks CosmoToad
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:31 AM       
this fucking sound system wouldn be needed if classes wouldnt be so big

this would add more jobs for teachers and and pupils would learn superior to now
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:03 AM       
I was reading this thread and right before I got to your post, lunlun, I was thinking to myself "this thread really needs more gay," then boom!
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:06 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:57 PM       
elementary schools suck in the first place anywayz

God is just sending gifts of happy moments to all the brain dead children.

Think about it, would anyone ever want to go to school if they just learned?

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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 06:14 PM       
"Think about it, would anyone ever want to go to school if they just learned? "

I think I just got an idea for my thesis! Thanks Blue Fox!
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 12:55 AM       
One of my teachers in grade 9 jumped off a step stool and shattered his ankles

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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 07:45 AM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 01:38 PM       
who is this "blue fox" and why does geroge mention her and why do they share the same IP

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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 04:58 PM       
Hi Chojin.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 05:43 PM       
i loved elementary school, but then, that was eons ago.
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Old Jan 21st, 2006, 12:16 PM       
chojin, you know me, i'm zoe!
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o rly hello zoe how are things :>
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Old Jan 21st, 2006, 12:34 PM       
could be better, we're moving to South Carolina in like two weeks, we haven't even started packing
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Old Jan 21st, 2006, 12:56 PM       
Why on earth would you want to go FURTHER south?
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