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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 11:45 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 11:45 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 11:48 PM       
Oh shit. ha ha
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 01:49 AM       
To be fair none of those people were very attractive to begin with.
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 04:19 AM       
good luck with meth, guys
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 04:26 PM       
All those "after" pics should be pre-defined generic avatars.
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 04:30 PM       


Oh my god, meth makes you hair WILD! AWESOME!
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 04:36 PM       
meth cured his receding hairline!
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 05:02 PM       
All right, I am SO gonna become a meth-addict if that ever happens to me! Way to prevent people from become drug addicts, Faces of Meth!
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 06:57 PM       
METH MOUTH!






Cream corn, jell-o, and applesauce. What a meal!
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 07:03 PM       
Yeah Sam, fix your Meth Brak
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 07:10 PM       
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Who's back seat? And was it truly "bad ass"?
The car's in front of us. Our car was wedged under theirs.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 12:17 AM       
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We hit a car in front of us. We were totaled.

We were in their back seat. By the way, nobody told me that the airbag would be 300 degrees and covered in chemicals.
Does the airbag contains meth?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:23 AM       
Hey, I've been neighbors with a meth head and though he did look about 45 when he was actually 26, he didn't have any facial scabs or wounds.

So... why do these people?

Hell, I've done meth about 5 times, and went from this...



To this....



Though, i've told myself i wouldn't do meth ever again, I never got any face scabs. Meth isn't THAT bad.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:29 AM       
You still have a faggy "Faith" tattoo.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:34 AM       
Meth leads to Marijuana abuse
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:38 AM       
No, meth leads to smoking the shit at 3am in a trailer park while wearing a ripped t-shirt and greasy sweat pants while 3 teenage kids who are just looking for weed look on in amazement.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:58 AM       
a lady with meth teeth at the 7-eleven told me there was lots of things i could be into that are worse than spending 12 bucks a night playing laser tag on weekends

i had to surpress laughter until i got outside
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:04 AM       
ps i murdered the SHIT out of laser tag tonight
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:05 AM       
and gained the respect of a handful of azn teens by getting 1st in a free-for-all match with 13 other ppl
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:24 AM       
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and gained the respect of a handful of azn teens by getting 1st in a free-for-all match with 13 other ppl
Koreans and Hmongs don't count. They have to be Chinese or Japanese.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:33 AM       
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Koreans and Hmongs don't count. They have to be Chinese or Japanese.
Are there hmongs in your area? If so, where do you live? If not, how do you know what an hmong is?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:51 AM       
Hmongs and Laotions are everywhere. Especially in arcades. Usually on DDR.

All joking aside, I know a lot about Asian culture as I'm Japanese and all Asians hate other Asian races. I used to live in Eureka California and we had a lot of Laotions, I moved to Fresno California where there are tons of Hmongs.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 02:57 AM       
i think they may have been korean but for completely non-racist reasons, i can't be sure (nearsighted, difficulty making eye contact tends to leave facial details fuzzy at best in my memory, etc)
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 03:02 AM       
You can tell a Korean by their voices. They always sound like they are yelling at you and spittle flies everywhere.
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