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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 11:58 AM       
Or when in one scene they're like "There is absolutely no way in the world that you can talk me into doing it." Then the scene changes instantly and it's like "I can't believe you talked me into doing it."
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 06:35 PM       
I think situations should be added because those are just big jokes.

How about this one:



Joe: this party is cgoing to be fun.

Roy: Can I come?

Joe: uhhh...ook!

Roy: great I'll bring my (insert lame thing Ex: Recorded Maury Episodes)

Then the other guys start punching Joe cause he was a doofus to invite roy.
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 09:19 PM       
i like the jokes where 2 people hate each other and they talk shit back and forth

drew carrie
the bar hop in cheers
jessie and slater
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 10:08 PM       
Woman: It's not that i don't trust you... it's just that... well, i don't trust you.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2004, 07:53 AM       
This is every episode of the nanny:

Nanny: There is NO way <ungh> is going to happen.
Butler walks in and says: Did you hear? <ungh> just happened.

Another annoying one.

Smarter person: We need to be pro-active and go to the mall.
Dumb person: What?
Smarter person: We should favour action, go to the mall.
Dumb person: What?
Smarter person: To the mall!
Dumb person: Okay!

or even:

Dumb person: Why didn't you say so immediately?

Fresh prince of bel air:

every time somebody mentions height, children or growth deficiency syndrome:
Will: <Carlton-remark>!

Substitute for a <The Fat Dad Type of Guy> remark whenever fatness or bigness is mentioned.
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Old Oct 11th, 2004, 04:16 PM       
I think this is the most overused sitcom joke/situation ever, try to top this one, every sitcom has done it at least once:

Pretty obvious, when two characters are having a serious argument about something juicy and once they settle things they open the door and oh look, the rest of the family/gang is there eaves dropping, then one of them make a joke about the door being broken
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Old Oct 11th, 2004, 05:04 PM       
the saved by the bell "dont get mad - get even" way of ending an episode where a character who lies/cheats other character gets a taste of his own medicine - with hilarious results -
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Old Oct 11th, 2004, 07:10 PM       
Where two people hate eachother but then some kind of wacky sitchation forces them to work together and then they end up being best of friends but the bully character has a reputation to maintain so they go back to being bully and sock puppet characters so they won't have to change the plots of any of the shows after that.
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 06:18 PM       
when a guy is being set up on a blind date and they TOTALLY try and get out of it with no luck, but then the blind date is SUPER HAWT and the guy goes all gagga

the blind date is never seen in any following episodes
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